You got jokes? Post em!

[kevinfleming21]

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really do it, I've got nothing left to live for!"

 

[krichardson]

Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Kev's got jokes lol....Old school-Yo mama's so fat she uses a VCR for a pager.

 

[JOSCAR05]

yo mommas so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck....

 

[Ang]

So there was this mollusk... and he walks up to this sea cucumber .......well he doesnt really walk up, he swims up. ... well actually the mollusk isnt moving. He's in one place. And then the sea cucumber.... wait, i'm mixed up.

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber.... none of them were walking

thats from Finding Nemo. lol

 

[Ang]

yo mommas so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck....

haha Russel Peters LOVE that scetch. soo funny you have to do it with the chinese accent though LOL

yo mama so fat, dat when she jump for joy.....she get stuck

 

[JOSCAR05]

ahah riight riight.

 

[kevinfleming21]

Kev's got jokes lol....Old school-Yo mama's so fat she uses a VCR for a pager.

lol, nice

 

[krichardson]

lol, nice

Oh yeah?....Your mom's so old she farts dust.

 

[kevinfleming21]

Your mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out Washington's nose

 

[Chub_by]

Yo mama so fat she jumps in the air and gets stuck.