i know some people can relate to this one but you know you're an mfk member when everytime you log on, half your new messages are post deleted messages from the auto bot
I have a couple.
You know you're an MFK when...
... you drive an hour and a half to purchase a fish that does it's best to imitate driftwood.
... a fish under 18" is in danger if getting eaten.
... you have to smuggle fish in because "you already have to many".
You know your a monster fish keeper when your wife leaves several voicemails to call her as soon as possible yet you surf the MFK forum first(true story, it's happening now).