You know you are a MFK when you...

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...when you start thinking about floor strength.

...when your fish tank(s) has/ve to go into the basement or garage because you are concerned about floor strength.
 
you know you are mfk when your wifi goes down and you go to your friends house just to log on
 
when you set MFK as your internet homepage
 
When you started keeping fish the JD was baddest/coolest fish you could own.
 
Light Scented Candles to mask the smell of Massivore

One of the points of conversation to family and friends you haven't seen in awhile is how are your fish and how big have they gotten.

"school" people who don't care and may not even be in the hobby on how to properly care for fish.

Stay logged into MFK all day during work

When you realize a 75 gallon tank, which at one point was a massive looking tank, is to small.

When the names of your fish cause confusion in people when you speak of them.

When you keep a window fan in the window and turned on, even in the dead of winter (exhaust)

When you hide your aquatic purchases from loved ones so you will not be ridiculed.
 
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