You Know You're a Fishkeeper When...

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Plec123

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I'll start.

You're finishing up a water change when people are starting to come over your house for a party

You cant fall asleep at night without hearing the sound of a filter waterfall

lets keep it going!
 
. . . when visitors come to your home and see your tanks and you spend over 30 minutes teaching them about the various species and only because they are constantly asking questions, as if they're visiting a public aquarium. you sort of feel like a tour guide at a public aquarium.
 
phillydog1958;3698373; said:
. . . when visitors come to visit your home and see you tanks and you spend over 30 minutes teaching them about the various species and NOT because they are constantly asking questions, as if they're visiting a public aquarium.
there fixed it for you:naughty:
 
When you have more fish tanks then you do places to sit

You can remember all 75 of your fishes names but have trouble remembering some of your own families names

You spend more money at the seafood counter for your fish then you spend on yourself

When you spend ALL your free time surfing the internet for fish information

when you walk in to your LFS and they call out your first name ....kinda like "norm" on the cheers show ... lol sorry it happens to me ....
 
When you build a house and the blueprints need to have the fish tanks on the drawing.
 
When you have more gallons in tanks in your house, than your house has square feet.

When you know the day you bought your fish better than the day your kid was born.

When you have a fish that cost more than the car your wife drives to work.
 
You know when your a fish keeper when, you find all the worlds news on a fish keeping forum.
 
When your friends ask to hang out and you simply tell them "I can't, I'm going to the fish store"

When you go to the fish store, not because you need something, but just to see fish. Even if there aren't any new ones.
 
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