You Know You're a Fishkeeper When...

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When a crazy old lady rear ends you in the LFS parking lot and after yelling at her, waiting for the cops, answering cops questions, filing a claim on the celly, you still waltz in the store, get your supplies and look forward to still putting those supplies to use.

(ACTUALLY happened about 1 hour ago)
 
Poor old lady...:D

You know you're a fish keeper when...you spend countless hours on a site and repetitively click on the "new posts" option.....

You know you're a fish keeper when...you spend most of your check on fish keeping rather than paying off bills and other stuff....
 
And....you know you're a fish keeper when, you are relied on to keep a LFS going. :D

(Not true but just thought of it)
 
you disregard advice from employees at chain stores because they don't know what the hell they're talking about.
 
You know ur a fishkeeper when u start using tupperware to keep fish
u go to Home Depot to get filter supplies
 
When your kid asks"whats that fish?" in the drs office tank and you tell him.....in latin

When the lfs employee says it makes him proud that youre looking around thier fishroom,cause he knows what you have at home.(happened last week)
 
you know your a fishkeeper when you have tanks full of them and know everything about them but when it comes time catching them uh

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If you constantly feel like you need another or larger tank
 
when your water bill is larger than your rent
 
when you constantly need more fish (like an addiction)
when you know more fish jokes than knock knock jokes
 
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