You know you're a MonsterFishKeeper when....

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When you almost drown doing water changes
When your over fish poop is bigger is yours
When you see so many fish you start to think your a fish
 
When this is your Algae Scrubber (it is for me):

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When changing your tanks is an all day event.

When your done changing your tanks water you find the neighborhood kids swimming in the newly formed pond outside your window.

When you spend all week telling your self that your not buying anymore fish things this week and end up buying a new fish as soon as your check cashes.
 
when your fish starts talking to you......or at least you think that way when you two are having a conversation.

when you have to choose between feeding your dog or your fish, you throw your dog into the tank.

when you need to dispose a corpse for your friend, you cut it up and it's gone in a week.

when you discover your house is burned down with your family in it, the first thing you said is, "Why god, why? why take my fish?"

when someone shot at your tank with a gun, like what mel gibson did in lethal weapon 2, you jump in front of it to take the bullet.

when you're at a restaurant eating a fish or having sushi, you say, "wow, this Thunnus orientalis taste so good".

when MFK website is down, you click refresh a hundred times every sixty second.

when MFK website no longer exists, you promptly sell your fish and tanks, and comtemplating about drowning yourself.
 
When you talk about your fish you call them "your babies"
You talk about your fish like they are people
You greet your fish when you walk into the room
 
You're 6 feet or over, well over 200 pounds and can still fit in at least one of your tanks.
 
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