when your fish starts talking to you......or at least you think that way when you two are having a conversation.
when you have to choose between feeding your dog or your fish, you throw your dog into the tank.
when you need to dispose a corpse for your friend, you cut it up and it's gone in a week.
when you discover your house is burned down with your family in it, the first thing you said is, "Why god, why? why take my fish?"
when someone shot at your tank with a gun, like what mel gibson did in lethal weapon 2, you jump in front of it to take the bullet.
when you're at a restaurant eating a fish or having sushi, you say, "wow, this Thunnus orientalis taste so good".
when MFK website is down, you click refresh a hundred times every sixty second.
when MFK website no longer exists, you promptly sell your fish and tanks, and comtemplating about drowning yourself.