You know you're a MonsterFishKeeper when....

[M|L]

When you don't know the difference between the contraction "you're" and the possessive pronoun "your."

Seriously though, I see this same grammatical error often on all sorts of online forums. Take care in what you type. In the real world, you can and will get judged by it. A resume or a cover letter with such an error often goes straight into the garbage.

anywayzzzz, you know you're a monster fish keeper when your neighbors' kids refuse to swim in your backyard pool.

 

[BIGgourami]

when tank maintainence requires a wetsuit

when people at the LFS are jealous of your tanks

when you dream you dream you are in your tank

you wake up wet (sleep-feeding LOL)

when you can't afford "people" food and your fish is fat

 

[Miles]

You know your a monster fish keeper when...


You have fish living in your overflow box that is bigger and meaner than most regularly kept fish!

 

[Jesse]

When you need to use a shoehorn to add fish to your tank. (Sorry, Jed!)

 

[---XR---]

when your sump is larger than most people's fish tanks.

 

[Red Devil]

when you cannot relate to anyone who doesn't talk fish... in my case horses, parrots and dogs too..

 

[duke33]

When people don't understand the glaze in your eyes and the smile on your face when your in your fishroom.

 

[wolfcichild027]

dude, more details and PICS!

i have no pics but ill tell you what happend my freind had the brilliant idea to put his caimen in the tank while i was gone he invited my some of my other freinds over to watch his caimen eat my fish well my dovii did not take kindly to a swimming crocidilian in his turf apparently my dovii swam up and latched on the caimens tail and continued to pull it under when i got home i found my friends looking at my dovii in awww and a caimen in a bucket with a bleeding tail

 

[BIGgourami]

how big was the caimen? dovii?

 

[johnptc]

when.....

the lights dim when the heater kicks on

you need hearing protection to get near your water pumps

when tank gravel is delivered by a semi truck

when you go to a agricultural supply for plumbing as nothing at home depot is big enough

when you need a structural engineer to check your tank plans

when the electrical service for your tanks is larger than most houses

when you need a block and tackle to lift your Lil' darlings out of the tank in a stretcher

and finally when your wife decides you are a lunatic but cant help watching the fish