You know you're a MonsterFishKeeper when....

[Dread]

You've spent more moeny on lighting your tank than on lighting your house.

People think you're a chemist when you start talking about your water's pH, Nirates, Nirites, gH, and talking about Beneficial Bacteria

You've considered using an adult oscar as a feeder

You've blocked off closet doors to put a fishtank infront (^^ My bedroom closet is not in use anymore)

You've kept a fish in your bathtub for a "grow-out" space, and still taken baths with it in the tub.

You're watching a movie with your girlfriend/boyfriend and it ends, and you don't recall watching a damn second of it, but can recall everything that's happened in your tanks

You've considered building a large pond so you can get even larger fish

You have a hard time trying to figure out any reason why someone would keep a fish that doesn't reach atleast a foot, and can't eat a small house cat

Your LFS asks you to supply a net large enough to help with a customer's overgrown Pacu

 

[doubledragon]

When the most important thing, about a new house, is the floor space and structure to hold your tanks.

 

[rob0521]

When you make sure when you buy a new house theres a pool so you can make an awesome native pond.

 

[oddballer]

you get mad after walking through the fresh dead fish section at a asian market......

 

[Aussienative]

you know your a monsterfishkeeper when.... you visit a site called monsterfishkeepers

Dunno if it's been said yet or not... someone said this a few months ago (forget who)

You know your a monsterfishkeeper when... you can admire your fish from across the room.

 

[Bsixxx]

you know your a monster fishkeeper when you walk into an ordinary fish store and say feeder to everything there

 

[johnptc]

you get mad after walking through the fresh dead fish section at a asian market......

 

[johnptc]

you know your a monster fishkeeper when you walk into an ordinary fish store and say feeder to everything there

 

[ElJefe]

When:
you say yous "baby" is only 40"!
you buy a water heater(meant for a home) to heat your tank.
you tell someone what kind of fish you have and they reply "a what?"( with a glazed over look on their face)

this one's for TFG
when people give you their monsters they can't keep anymore!!

 

[mgctutor]

I wear my dive gloves while I gravel vac.. dont feel any bits that way...