You Might Be a MFK If...

[Onion01]

your tank has a bigger footprint than your bed

 

[Onion01]

if when someone says neo, you think of li and not keanu reeves

 

[Cross127]

If people mistake your house for the Local Aquarium.

If all the peoples on your street lights are dim in their house because you have your filter going.

If you can fill a swimming pool with the water changes you do a week.

 

[sabotage]

if you walk past your family and go right to the tank when u get home...

 

[sabotage]

during power outages you get extremely stressed

 

[RedDevilDon2005]

.....the fish store calls you for advice
.....you've shed blood while feeding fish
.....it takes 2 people to scrape algae (one to scrape and one to defend)

first one happened to me twice today, lol. and the rest everywater change


....6 tanks in you think, hey why not another?
....you turn your entire basement into an aquarium
....lady friends walk into your room and say. "that things enormous"

happens way too much lol

 

[cichlid savage]

Yea, there is. But, it's cool for those members that missed the last one.

You might be a MFKer if:

You feed your fish large fresh market shrimp while your Hamburger Helper leftovers are warming up in the microwave.

Been there done that!

If the neighborhood children go to your house instead of the public aquarium...


My fiance' brings her friends and there children to see my fish. (I'm thinking of charging admission.)


If your fish eat better seafood than you do...

You mean crabsticks arent gourmet?

If your S.O. gets jealous of your prized fish...

I really should be on the new reality show..."it's me or the fish"

If your water bill is higher than your car payment...

My truck will soon be paid for which means more money for fish.

 

[duke33]

if when someone says neo, you think of li and not keanu reeves

That's a instant classic!

 

[neoprodigy]

if when someone says neo, you think of li and not keanu reeves

and i got been using neo way before the movie came out...

 

[neoprodigy]

during power outages you get extremely stressed

during power outage... only things in the house will have power are you fish tanks and freg.