......You might be a monster fishkeeper...

  • We are currently upgrading MFK. thanks! -neo
LOL very true, here's some more.

1. You buy water conditioner buy the gallon and wonder if the manufacturer makes a larger size.

2. Your considering your 125 gal aquarium for use as a sump.

3. When your in the supermarket you can't help but wonder if your fish would eat that food item and would it be good for them.
 
When people ask to see pictures of your family... you seem to only have pics of your fish in your wallet or on your cell phone.
 
Here are my problems:

1) When you buy a 15" fish and are worried he may be eaten by all your other fish.

2) when you refer to your 300 gallon tank as the small tank.

3) when your fish food bill surpasses your personal grocery bill for the week.

4) when you put your hand into a tank and know there is a possibility of getting your fingers broken by your fish.

5) every time your fish eat you lose 20 gallons of water from the tank.

6) As a general rule in your home nobody is to put their hands above any of the tanks...a=because you are tired of replacing broken tops....b= because somebody may lose a finger...lol
 
DIESELMACK;1212446; said:
Here are my problems:

1) When you buy a 15" fish and are worried he may be eaten by all your other fish.

2) when you refer to your 300 gallon tank as the small tank.

3) when your fish food bill surpasses your personal grocery bill for the week.

4) when you put your hand into a tank and know there is a possibility of getting your fingers broken by your fish.

5) every time your fish eat you lose 20 gallons of water from the tank.

6) As a general rule in your home nobody is to put their hands above any of the tanks...a=because you are tired of replacing broken tops....b= because somebody may lose a finger...lol

you truly are a monster fish keeper
 
This happened to me the other day:

When you find out your holiday schedule at work, and you get really excited. Not because of the 4 day weekend, but because it falls on the same weekend of the next fish auction, so I can bite off more than I can chew because I have a couple extra days! :headbang2
 
You might be a MFK if Seaworld has you on speed dial and comes to you for their aquatic needs
 
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