......You might be a monster fishkeeper...

[milkman407]

You might be a MFK if Seaworld has you on speed dial and comes to you for their aquatic needs

all of these I agree with.

 

[Edwin]

#5 is for me. lol funny stuff

 

[guppy]

...when your basement floods and instead of pumpng it out you wonder what size filter to get.

 

[rallysman]

...when your basement floods and instead of pumpng it out you wonder what size filter to get.

I've done that!! Then I remembered that my furnace is down there.

 

[Mystix212]

The day after you perform a water change, the Municiple Water District comes out to find the obvious 'leak'.

 

[Liam]

The day after you perform a water change, the Municiple Water District comes out to find the obvious 'leak'.

I wonder how I'm going to fill my 75 gal, they say 120 liters or something per person a day.

 

[Mystix212]

Your 75G is 290 litres. And current level 5 water restrictions tell you that its 140 litres per person, per day. Just fill it up! Whats 290 litres anyway? That much has probably been evaporated in the dams by the time I finish this post.

 

[nativelover]

when the water company sends you a certificate of achievement for being their most valued customer.

 

[Mystix212]

when the water company sends you a certificate of achievement for being their most valued customer.

Where I live, you want to be using as little water as possible.



When any fish under 1 foot is considered a feeder.

When a divers license is required to clean the inside of the 'tank'.

 

[nativelover]

Where I live, you want to be using as little water as possible.



When any fish under 1 foot is considered a feeder.

When a divers license is required to clean the inside of the 'tank'.

ok. so you've been to court more than once battling a fine for using too much water.