Your Fighting Skills

[Brooklynella]

I'm wearing my black belt today. I'll wear the brown one tomorrow.

 

[fishnutham]

I know crazy and your not carefull i'll use it..

 

[CHOMPERS]

I can flick a booger with deadly precision.

 

[K C]

I'm wearing my black belt today. I'll wear the brown one tomorrow.

LOL!

 

[redtailfool]

I have sick, jawbone crunching power.

Niceee... Is that arm , leg or overall power ?


The only thing i am good at nowadays is fight night on ps3.

 

[Dr Joe]

This tread is going just like I thought it would.....

I'm good at mortal kombat on PS2. That's about it.

(would never have quessed it)

I can take down a half man target at 300 M with an M16A2, qualified Expert in grenades, I'm pretty good with an M213 Grenade Launcher, and I'm a mean shot with a snowball. Also can use a bayonet and dare anyone to enter my home with the Louisville Slugger I have at the ready. LOL

Anyone that doesn't blow themselves up gets Expert in genade

I got all those too...Plus I'm a pin-point accuate shot with a 155sp Howitzer.

I have a big mouth I don't take anyones **** and I have one of these all the fighting skills I need!

Nice fer plinkin' rats, but ya gotta have somethin' bigger...


Ok, Tai kwon do, old judo, Street fighting, I swing a mean quarter staff and I can scare small children with a single look. AND I 'm smart enough not to bring a knife to a gun fight. Why do they always end up as gun fights?!

 

[señor_pescados_felices]

I learned the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique through watching Kill Bill over and over and over.......

 

[guppy]

I have a Jujitsu book. I havent read it, but if you piss me off I'll clock you with it.

LOL,
It has been a while but at one time I could consistently hit a 10" target at a 1000 meters with a remington 700 in .308.

 

[redtailfool]

I learned the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique through watching Kill Bill over and over and over.......

LOL!

 

[danzig]

i thought this was about fighting skills?
seems to be more about guns then anything else.
any fool can pull a trigger.
but to compare martial arts or any other "dicipline" to owning a gun is retarded IMO.
"most" martial arts isnt about beating or killin someone. its about self improvement, humility, physical fitness, personal satisfaction.
owing a gun in "most" cases is a security blanket for their fears and/or lack of testicular fortitude. notice i said "most".
no offence to you competition shooters or hunters out there.
but guns really have no bearing on this topic.
that being said

11 years Tae Kwon Do
4 yrs Kobuto
2 years MMA