Your Move,Viper!

[Deadliestviper7]

I wonder what the locals did with the footballs and other stuff the missionary tried to give them...and I read that the boatman who ferried him to the island is going to be in trouble for doing so.

The boatman shouldn't be prosecuted, the missionary knew the risks, may God bless his soul.

As for the footballs maybe they used them as hats ? I remember that some Amazon tribesmen used to kill oilmen for their helmets, turns out they cooked stuff in the helmets

 

[twentyleagues]

The boatman shouldn't be prosecuted, the missionary knew the risks, may God bless his soul.

As for the footballs maybe they used them as hats ? I remember that some Amazon tribesmen used to kill oilmen for their helmets, turns out they cooked stuff in the helmets

Like the oilmen?

 

[krichardson]

The boatman shouldn't be prosecuted, the missionary knew the risks, may God bless his soul.

Aiding and abetting?

 

[twentyleagues]

Aiding and abetting?

He simply broke laws by going there. There is a 3 mile or kilometer or whatever border around the island. He had to cross that to get the missionary there. Not to mention aiding and abetting.

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Dog runs over man with forklift!

Gas in France is about $7.08 a gallon

 

[krichardson]

Dog runs over man with forklift!

Gas in France is about $7.08 a gallon

My goodness!

 

[Fishflyer]

There is a new eye disease on the rise. The optic nerve synapses misconnect and juncture with the synapses of the rectal membranes.

It is called optical rectitus.

It is gives you a crappy outlook on life.

 

[krichardson]

Gas in France is about $7.08 a gallon

....and the French are highly pissed off about it.They are ready to tear down the Champs Elysees.

There is a new eye disease on the rise. The optic nerve synapses misconnect and juncture with the synapses of the rectal membranes.

It is called optical rectitus.

It is gives you a crappy outlook on life.

Damn!

 

[Fishflyer]

Dog runs over man with forklift!

Gas in France is about $7.08 a gallon

Ha ha ha, good ones both. In Montana dogs are designated drivers--on horses, riding in front of their passed out cowboys.

 

[Fishflyer]

Two woman have been arrested for "mutual combat" (in this case a knife duel), both sustained non threatening injuries to the arms, a man in his 30s is still wanted for starting this duel.

(I really don't see a problem here if everyone consented to fight).

Other news : a woman wearing nothing but a towel stole a mans dog and car.

A billionaire is accused by his wife (separating ) of putting fish and smelly sprays in the vents of their multi million dollar (and disputed) home, this appears to have been triggered by the fact that the wife stole a Picasso painting worth nearly 40 mil.

Firefighters ran a hose thru a illegally parked car, breaking several of its windows to put out a nearby fire.

Your move krich !

He he, They should have done a Chinese fire drill first and ran around the car several times. But I thought firemen were supposed to break windows--bless their hearts anyway.

How do you get me Irrish Dad on the rrrooof?
Tell him drrrinks ur on the hoose and oop he goes! (I hoop yur unterstend me Irrish brogue.)