Your Move,Viper!

[krichardson]

Mugger attacks a female UFC fighter with a 10-2 MMA record. She beats the snot out of him...later he asks her to call the police.

Haha....reminds me of the time LL Cool J came home and caught a burgler going through his stuff.He called the police and held the guy there....by the time the cops arrived the guy was beaten up and had a broken jaw.

 

[crayfishlobster]

Person with crim record goes to police station to ask if he can kill harassing man

 

[crayfishlobster]

Man arrested for attacking woman with sub sandwich.

 

[crayfishlobster]

Robber caught in house. Residents stay out. When police come, one officer called out "Marco". Robber responded "Polo" until found.

 

[krichardson]

Robber caught in house. Residents stay out. When police come, one officer called out "Marco". Robber responded "Polo" until found.

LOL!.....did the place have an indoor pool?

 

[tomojsg]

Robber caught in house. Residents stay out. When police come, one officer called out "Marco". Robber responded "Polo" until found.

LOLILOLLLLL

 

[krichardson]

Hearse bursts into flames as it was transporting a casket to a funeral.

 

[crayfishlobster]

Pigeon arrested in India on suspection of being a spy.
Police arrested parrot for going on cussing rampage
Squirrel arrested for stalking woman in Germany
7 monkeys arrested for assault with bricks, robbery, and sexual assault (???).
Cat arrested for smuggling pocket-knives, phones, batteries, saws, and drills into jail
Dog put in prison for life after eating govener's cat in philidelphia, turned out innocent in 1927

 

[krichardson]

What's with all the lawbreaking animals?

 

[twentyleagues]

Hearse bursts into flames as it was transporting a casket to a funeral.

Hmm guess hell can't wait.


Oh is that to soon?