how hard have you ever been hit, where the sun dont shine?

ballinouttacntrol

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adellababe;5116771; said:
It may have not been getting hit in the butt, but I have some lovely (not) scars on my leg from a stupid beaver attack when I was 12.
that's awesome. i've had many battles with beavers but none have left scars. just residue
 

OMGFISH

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hahhaha lolz i have 2 stories one is mine the other isn't tho. kk mine

So i was playing with my little cusin which is 4 years old and he told me to jump really high so i did. So i jumped really high and then after that i came down and i fell over so i was lying on my back but my cuzin jumped up from the force and then he came down with his leg smacking in the junk! i was cussing (omg my cuzin imitates me so wen i cussed ... ya) and i think i went crossed eye and knocked out. for like a few seconds though.

Other story

There was this guy fishing for eels, so eels are very aggressive and will bite u so, he caught this huge one and was holding it with clampers by the tail and wat i thought was funny was i was taking a picture and wen i snapped it the eel bit the guy's junk. I took the picture with the eel on his junk and the guy going crossed eye :) hahaha :D
 

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ballinouttacntrol;5117565; said:
that's awesome. i've had many battles with beavers but none have left scars. just residue

eep^
:eek:
he did not just say that....
 

Zfishies

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to the cardoors on the nuts back in summer'08 my friends parents and my parents were dropping us off @ dland and we were getting out of the car (i was sitting in the middle) he went out of the left side of the car and he THOUGHT i was going out of the right side but i eneded up going out of the car from the left without looking he closed the door by this time i was half out of the car he slams the door my nuts get hit my the edge of the car door and kinda flip in a circle and then the door closed on my leg. i couldnt walk for 5min i didnt tell anyone i was hit in the nuts tho. so i didnt get phiscly shut on but close haha

my nuts dont hurt anymore from the incident i first posted but one of my nuts kinda hurts/bruised when i touch it. should i be concerned? am embressed to tell anyone.
 

Gage Zamrzla

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I'm more of a striker, I kept my guard up in school well enough to where I don't have any horror stories. One time I was able to come up from the side of a friend fully cocked back and it was lights out for him. After he was down for a good 5 minutes I even thought to myself, "who's the jerk who did this to my frie- oh ya.."
 

studd muffin

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fishmamma;5114422; said:
I got kicked in my 'twank twank' once in 5th grade, and by the same dude, I got punched in the boob!!

I had to take some pills that made me pee orange...
What?!?!?
 

ballinouttacntrol

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OMGFISH;5117596; said:
hahhaha lolz i have 2 stories one is mine the other isn't tho. kk mine

So i was playing with my little cusin which is 4 years old and he told me to jump really high so i did. So i jumped really high and then after that i came down and i fell over so i was lying on my back but my cuzin jumped up from the force and then he came down with his leg smacking in the junk! i was cussing (omg my cuzin imitates me so wen i cussed ... ya) and i think i went crossed eye and knocked out. for like a few seconds though.

Other story

There was this guy fishing for eels, so eels are very aggressive and will bite u so, he caught this huge one and was holding it with clampers by the tail and wat i thought was funny was i was taking a picture and wen i snapped it the eel bit the guy's junk. I took the picture with the eel on his junk and the guy going crossed eye :) hahaha :D
^ those pics would be hilarious, edited of course
 

chefjamesscott

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I have to say pics or it didn't happen with the eel story :p
 
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