how hard have you ever been hit, where the sun dont shine?
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that's awesome. i've had many battles with beavers but none have left scars. just residueadellababe;5116771; said:
hahhaha lolz i have 2 stories one is mine the other isn't tho. kk mine
So i was playing with my little cusin which is 4 years old and he told me to jump really high so i did. So i jumped really high and then after that i came down and i fell over so i was lying on my back but my cuzin jumped up from the force and then he came down with his leg smacking in the junk! i was cussing (omg my cuzin imitates me so wen i cussed ... ya) and i think i went crossed eye and knocked out. for like a few seconds though.
Other story
There was this guy fishing for eels, so eels are very aggressive and will bite u so, he caught this huge one and was holding it with clampers by the tail and wat i thought was funny was i was taking a picture and wen i snapped it the eel bit the guy's junk. I took the picture with the eel on his junk and the guy going crossed eye
hahaha
So i was playing with my little cusin which is 4 years old and he told me to jump really high so i did. So i jumped really high and then after that i came down and i fell over so i was lying on my back but my cuzin jumped up from the force and then he came down with his leg smacking in the junk! i was cussing (omg my cuzin imitates me so wen i cussed ... ya) and i think i went crossed eye and knocked out. for like a few seconds though.
Other story
There was this guy fishing for eels, so eels are very aggressive and will bite u so, he caught this huge one and was holding it with clampers by the tail and wat i thought was funny was i was taking a picture and wen i snapped it the eel bit the guy's junk. I took the picture with the eel on his junk and the guy going crossed eye
hahaha to the cardoors on the nuts back in summer'08 my friends parents and my parents were dropping us off @ dland and we were getting out of the car (i was sitting in the middle) he went out of the left side of the car and he THOUGHT i was going out of the right side but i eneded up going out of the car from the left without looking he closed the door by this time i was half out of the car he slams the door my nuts get hit my the edge of the car door and kinda flip in a circle and then the door closed on my leg. i couldnt walk for 5min i didnt tell anyone i was hit in the nuts tho. so i didnt get phiscly shut on but close haha
my nuts dont hurt anymore from the incident i first posted but one of my nuts kinda hurts/bruised when i touch it. should i be concerned? am embressed to tell anyone.
my nuts dont hurt anymore from the incident i first posted but one of my nuts kinda hurts/bruised when i touch it. should i be concerned? am embressed to tell anyone.
I'm more of a striker, I kept my guard up in school well enough to where I don't have any horror stories. One time I was able to come up from the side of a friend fully cocked back and it was lights out for him. After he was down for a good 5 minutes I even thought to myself, "who's the jerk who did this to my frie- oh ya.."
^ those pics would be hilarious, edited of courseOMGFISH;5117596; said:hahhaha lolz i have 2 stories one is mine the other isn't tho. kk mine
So i was playing with my little cusin which is 4 years old and he told me to jump really high so i did. So i jumped really high and then after that i came down and i fell over so i was lying on my back but my cuzin jumped up from the force and then he came down with his leg smacking in the junk! i was cussing (omg my cuzin imitates me so wen i cussed ... ya) and i think i went crossed eye and knocked out. for like a few seconds though.
Other story
There was this guy fishing for eels, so eels are very aggressive and will bite u so, he caught this huge one and was holding it with clampers by the tail and wat i thought was funny was i was taking a picture and wen i snapped it the eel bit the guy's junk. I took the picture with the eel on his junk and the guy going crossed eye
