Where it's going is that you're destined for a life in the dumps if you aren't raised by two married, well educated, church-going, God-fearing, khaki-wearing, minivan driving, suburb-living, Kumbaya-singing responsible well-behaved adults. That's where it's going. By that definition we would all be violent sociopaths.
Did you know that when a normal person loses their khakis it means they can't find their pants, but when someone from Boston loses their khakis it means they're unable to start their automobile?