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no hard-boiled wildebeest rectum?

Hard boiling will cook away all the good voodoo magic, so it should always be just briefly blanched for best healing results. Also, this option will cost an additional goat
 
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WTH??? They didn't give ME any stitches,....it just drained and leaked bloody pusy neurotoxin cocktail for the next 3 weeks.......I couldn't even work-out properly; everytime i tried to curl or lift or close my grip, the wound opened back up.

I think I went three days with the wound open the doctors had packed it full of gauze which didnt feel great having them jam it in there. Then I think the end of the week I had the stiches done. I think my arm was out of service for two-three weeks. Had to be in a sling and everything. The barb punched a huge hole right through the muscle so any movement in my wrist or anything killed. I couldn't imgaine attempting to lift weights. Also lost function in my pinky and ring finger due to the barb catching the tendons that control them. Luckily it was minor but took 6-8 months for full range of motion.
 
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One of the funniest threads ive read in a while lol

Feel better buddy, how about some water shoes ? Or is that not the cool thing to do the natives would make fun of you
 
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