The funny messed up things we do...

[krichardson]

Visiting my buddy in the navy. Well he gets obliterated one night goes out and comes back bragging about the coolest place. Saying they gave him free drinks, how hot the women were, and how friendly everyone was even the guys.
So we all go out the next night to this amazing place. Well as we're approaching this place I'm starting to notice some flamboyant people along with same bright colors. So we make it in this place. Right off the bat he says watch this and heads to the bar. Sure enough bartender hands him a beer and a guy at the bar puts his arm around his neck. They talk for a sec and he heads back. See I told you! We looked at him and said dude look around.
Well apparently he had gotten to close to the imaginary line between straight and *** clubs. He started to look around and there were guys making out all over the place. The women were actually cross dresser drag queens. So exactly what were you doing last night?

Was that place called The Blue Oyster?

 

[PYRU]

Was that place called The Blue Oyster?

Is your stage name tatana?

 

[koltsixx]

Lol just thought of this.... me and a bunch of buddies were in vegas for a few days and were at a club completely wrecked off our faces....some more than others. One particular guy was worse than the rest of us. Hes srarts dancing with a trangender lol. We start telling him how hot she is and egging him on(we fully knew it was a he) he ends up making out with her/him lmaoooo best part is the trany caught on and was playing along hahha he/she was giving us the thumbs up sign while they were making out....

As soon as we left the club we showed him pics and told him what REALLY happened thank god he could barley stand at the time but he did try and take a swing at me lol

It's too bad he didn't pass out. Being in Vegas and since the Transgender was playing along I would've seen if he was willing to take a quick trip to the nearest Chapel and take some pics for your boi. You could've really messed with him then, "dude we tried to stop you but you wouldn't hear it, you insisted on going to Chapel and making things official." Even after you finally keyed him in you'd have those pics to hold over him. lol

Dang even after a story like that I'm still afraid what I want to share maybe too racy.

Was that place called The Blue Oyster?

Lol Blue Oyster "Salad Bar"

 

[jaws7777]

It's too bad he didn't pass out. Being in Vegas and since the Transgender was playing along I would've seen if he was willing to take a quick trip to the nearest Chapel and take some pics for your boi. You could've really messed with him then, "dude we tried to stop you but you wouldn't hear it, you insisted on going to Chapel and making things official." Even after you finally keyed him in you'd have those pics to hold over him. lol

Dang even after a story like that I'm still afraid what I want to share maybe too racy.


Lol Blue Oyster "Salad Bar"

Lmaoo and i completely agree with you about sharing stories that are on the racy side. Since reading this thread ive been thinking allot about my youth....man did i have a good life

 

[Wailua Boy]

I used to work as a dive instructor for one of the boats out of Lahaina harbor. We used to prank each other by loading crackers into the other person's BCD, once they got down to depth the triggerfish would go crazy.

 

[Hendre]

I used to work as a dive instructor for one of the boats out of Lahaina harbor. We used to prank each other by loading crackers into the other person's BCD, once they got down to depth the triggerfish would go crazy.

That's cheeky

 

[Smungung]

Overseas in some crap hole I can't remember the name of. Well we're sweeping an area at dusk and I'm out in front. It's dead quiet except for this weird noise. So I'm trying to figure out what the heck this noise is. Well as we (I) get closer its sounds like someone is saying hike hike hike hike. So I get to a corner of a shed type of structure and when I start to look around. I see this guy that looks like he's dancing like he won the lotto...as I creep closer I realize he's going to town on this 4 legged animal. I look back and we're all llike wtf is this?... Everythings sand and you can't hear anything walking around.
So I proceed to grab this pipe and then I decide it needs some dramatic effect. So I look a around and there's this axle deal with a ton of grease. I coat the end of the cold pipe and sneak over. On the butt out portion of his "dance" move I proceed to stick the cold greased pipe in his crack saying "hey sweet cheeks" (like he spoke English). As expected he freaks, yells iiaaayeeee and runs off into the darkness never looking back.

I have tons, but these came to mind first.

are serious? lol

 

[PYRU]

are serious? lol

Alcohol was involved. Looking back I probably shouldn't of shared this. I remember the location and I left out a few details...but aside from that yes serious. There's a reason that area is on companies no trade list and are on the ban list. Savages