Write a note...
Lovingly place him in a bucket...
Drive to your LFS...
Put on the fake beard... and glasses...
Knock on the front door...
catch one last glimpse of those beady little eyes... Shed a tear..
run back in your car and hop back on to the 405.
or
place him in a bucket...
get the ice...
get the filet knife...
gut him, scale him
Spice him up and steam him.
Tastes just like it smells... Delicious!
Lovingly place him in a bucket...
Drive to your LFS...
Put on the fake beard... and glasses...
Knock on the front door...
catch one last glimpse of those beady little eyes... Shed a tear..
run back in your car and hop back on to the 405.
or
place him in a bucket...
get the ice...
get the filet knife...
gut him, scale him
Spice him up and steam him.
Tastes just like it smells... Delicious!