Caption competition 2022

[esoxlucius]

Well thank you BIG-G . Here's another juicy picture. Keep those captions coming...

I'll start us off with....

My god, I bet you have a clean arse with a tongue like that!

 

[The Masked Shadow]

So…My wife left me in the middle of the night… but you didn’t come to therapy to hear my problems. Let’s talk about yours!

 

[esoxlucius]

"So, why you here, what's your story".

"Well I pissed all over the couch, didn't go down well at all, they kicked me out, what about you?"

"Oh the usual, I tried shagging his leg again whilst he was doing a water change, so here I am."

 

[Fishman Dave]

“This dog training isn’t at all what I expected!”

 

[esoxlucius]

Oi, bartender, can I have a packet of pork scratchings with mine please?

 

[Bbuckley]

I'm literally only with him for his magic tongue ?

 

[esoxlucius]

This is a posh establishment, put your tongue away you filthy animal.

 

[Ogertron3000]

2 dogs walk into a bar , the bartender says “why the long tongue?”

 

[esoxlucius]

"What do you think of the beer?"........."Ruff!!"

 

[Deadeye]

I’ll have what she’s having