Corrupt a Wish

[Twixy]

Granted but your tackle box sinks to the bottom of the lake

I wish work would finish early

 

[Eric A]

granted, but it also starts early.

I wish I lived in my avatar, where I could walk out my back door and see that.

 

[Twixy]

Granted but Global warming causes it to rain...... constantly
I wish i had enough money to buy a new car

 

[ceewah]

Granted, then you realized you had no water. You die off dehydration.

I wish I had work tomorrow.

 

[Eric A]

granted, but then you have to go to work for the rest of your life. You bust your back, lose a few fingers, and go mental.

I wish my dad would let me keep a snake.

 

[Twixy]

granted but it escapes and you wake up part swallowed.

I wish i had a private helicopter

 

[Eric A]

granted, but it gets crashed on the first day.

I wish austrlia wasn't so strict with exotic animals.

 

[Lizardking]

Granted! and you get an extra vanilla pie too!!!

I wish I had eleven fingers.

 

[likestofish]

but you lose 6 in a car accident.
I wish for the untaintable wish of
































Thriller

 

[crenicichlacrazy]

Thriller....... Like Michale Jackson Thriller?
Granted but then another zombie eats your brain and you don't get to experience it anyway.

I wish for a WC pair of Amphilophus trimaculatus