Or you may go to a fish convention. Pick up one of the babes there. Shoot yourself and end up with HTH (hole in the head). LOL!
Dating advice?
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Lol, I may have been wrong saying coming here was a bad idea! I've got my community service thing, well a buddy I've got there said he's gonna try to bring one of his friends by next time, he showed me a pic and all I can say is wow... she's honestly the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Lol too bad it's only once a month, I'm going to end up dying waiting to meet her. He told me she's into drama and such, I'm going to see a play she's in tomorrow.
Thanks for all of the advice - and laughs - from this thread
Thanks for all of the advice - and laughs - from this thread
You are welcome.Lol, I may have been wrong saying coming here was a bad idea! I've got my community service thing, well a buddy I've got there said he's gonna try to bring one of his friends by next time, he showed me a pic and all I can say is wow... she's honestly the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Lol too bad it's only once a month, I'm going to end up dying waiting to meet her. He told me she's into drama and such, I'm going to see a play she's in tomorrow.
Thanks for all of the advice - and laughs - from this thread
And thanks kittie
The vipers dating strategy: scenario: hot girl beating up a guy.
Viper( to girl) nice! Wanna blow something up?
Girl: sure, and then eat lunch.
They stroll off hands held.
Viper( to girl) nice! Wanna blow something up?
Girl: sure, and then eat lunch.
They stroll off hands held.
I had every intention of coming in here to laugh, and I wasn't laughing until I hit
SumoNinja
The number one rule of dating is:
Be confident in your actions, and in yourself. Take care of your body, don't be a fat slob, take a little pride in your appearance. Don't cross the line to a cocky prick. Have a job, earn money and spend wisely, and the rest is easy. Talk to women like you have a set, don't immediately pander to their every prevailing wish. Live YOUR life, and eventually a girl will want to share in it with you. Don't be one of those guys who immediately gives in to everything you think the girl wants to hear. Tell her exactly what you want, what you like to do and where YOU are heading in life. If that sounds good to her, she will listen. If she doesn't like what she hears tell her to go home, there are plenty of women, don't settle on the first one who gives you the time of day.
SumoNinja
The number one rule of dating is:
Be confident in your actions, and in yourself. Take care of your body, don't be a fat slob, take a little pride in your appearance. Don't cross the line to a cocky prick. Have a job, earn money and spend wisely, and the rest is easy. Talk to women like you have a set, don't immediately pander to their every prevailing wish. Live YOUR life, and eventually a girl will want to share in it with you. Don't be one of those guys who immediately gives in to everything you think the girl wants to hear. Tell her exactly what you want, what you like to do and where YOU are heading in life. If that sounds good to her, she will listen. If she doesn't like what she hears tell her to go home, there are plenty of women, don't settle on the first one who gives you the time of day.
Well, I've got a month to prepare, so I better use it wisely. I'm pretty in shape, started going to the gym about 2 months ago so I'm starting to see some muscle-gaining from that (I was and still kind of am a skinny little dude). I have a moderately high-paying job ($10 hr) and do odd jobs, so I've got moneyI had every intention of coming in here to laugh, and I wasn't laughing until I hit
The number one rule of dating is:
Be confident in your actions, and in yourself. Take care of your body, don't be a fat slob, take a little pride in your appearance. Don't cross the line to a cocky prick. Have a job, earn money and spend wisely, and the rest is easy. Talk to women like you have a set, don't immediately pander to their every prevailing wish. Live YOUR life, and eventually a girl will want to share in it with you. Don't be one of those guys who immediately gives in to everything you think the girl wants to hear. Tell her exactly what you want, what you like to do and where YOU are heading in life. If that sounds good to her, she will listen. If she doesn't like what she hears tell her to go home, there are plenty of women, don't settle on the first one who gives you the time of day.
I like the rest of the advice, thanks predatorkeeper
any time. This stuff takes practice usually unless you get it right out of the gate, but most of us don't.Well, I've got a month to prepare, so I better use it wisely. I'm pretty in shape, started going to the gym about 2 months ago so I'm starting to see some muscle-gaining from that (I was and still kind of am a skinny little dude). I have a moderately high-paying job ($10 hr) and do odd jobs, so I've got money
I like the rest of the advice, thanks predatorkeeper
