Does it bother you when family members fart near you??
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....and for some reason it gets my goat the most when females fart in my presence.
Interesting.
Old people seem to be the most liberal of all public farters....From what I have seen,er heard,it is just as casual as sneezing.
Ha ha ....fart ethics.
I let them ride all the time. I plan on living a long life and don't want my seal to wear out from holding back barking spiders.
heh. I was in a driver improvement class last weekend and this old guy a row ahead of me let it rip in mixed company including the state trooper who was hosting the class. It was pretty spectacular. And he wasn't apologetic or bashful at all, I was actually pretty impressed.
I always thought that should be a question on Match.com etc, "Do you find farts funny?". I mean it really is a dividing characteristic: people who laugh at farts and people who don't.
To get on topic with relatives tho: when I was a kid my brother, who was a greasy little stinker, used to depth charge with like 3 packets of Lipton cup-o-onion soup, or like lemon heads and pop-corn, or the absolute worst was some boiled peanuts he got on the way to the beach in NC. Anyway, we had friends over and all of us (parental units definitely in attendance) were playing Monopoly around the kitchen table. He was letting silent ones go at an alarming rate, and they were just as noticeable silent as if they had been 50W mega-colon-blows because of the unsavory smell (I think it was cinnamon from like tons of Red Hots). So, my dad says "One more of those and your bankrupt!" He was really up tight about the whole fart phenomenon, whereas mom was always down for a good fart joke. He holds onto it for 5 minutes and then it starts percolating around the table, this awful cinnamonny smell, and dad just loses it. He's up and my brother is running across the room and he throws his "#1 Dad" coffee mug at my brother and winds up breaking my 55g aquarium. Most of my fish made it. Good times.
my family members don't really fart around me, but I have had the odd experience of having a gassy coworker fart around us at work when he was on a vegan/tofu diet. once he got off the diet, the farting stopped. but it was quite comical during that time. everyone was making fart jokes about him all the time LOL
Hey Mr. Fireman, Have you ever been called to put one out?. I mean when those crazy guys try to light it.
I guess for me it depends on intent and placement for the "fartee" If someone intends to disgust me by farting on or close to me, I would not be to pleased and we would definitely have a problem. But my boys are little and id rather they fart then have upset stomachs I believe one can fart around others without it being a vulgar act.
However before my wife and I had kids we went into walmart and were walking down the main food aisle. A lady in her mid 30's walking towards us lifts her leg and launches an attack at us. She didn't miss a step and kept walking at a decent pace to the front of the store. We were laughing, mad and disgusted all in one. Still no clue why she decided to fart at us.
However before my wife and I had kids we went into walmart and were walking down the main food aisle. A lady in her mid 30's walking towards us lifts her leg and launches an attack at us. She didn't miss a step and kept walking at a decent pace to the front of the store. We were laughing, mad and disgusted all in one. Still no clue why she decided to fart at us.
No I havent although I have tried lighting my fart on fire
Ha Ha I saw a youtube clip of a woman lighting hers.She was wearing blue jeans and just a short quick flame came out.I was expecting to see her burn out the crotch of her britches.
