Well I'm 29 and have been making my own money for years now. I guess you missed the point that I'm joking. You also don't seem to understand sarcasm either out of ignorance I guess. I know fish keeping might be considered a nerdy hobby but it's still fun. You don't think there are people that buy fx5s or 2262s because they're impressed by the size and power of them and think they're "cool"? That's what I'm poking fun at. I'll admit that's part of the reason I got my fx5 because I was impressed with how big it was. I'm poking fun at myself as much as anyone else. Just trying to do some light hearted kidding. I seriously do research a filter for at least a few weeks to see if it's really what I need and I think it will last.