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Bottomfeeder;3674375; said:
Likesto, they can live for 40 years, so...those fish still have some growing and monsterfying to do.

I dont think even the school will last that long, oh wait sorry they were put in 1999 when i was in second grade it was a project for our class. We origanally put in 10 4 inch goldfish there are only 3 of the originals left and the rest are offspring from the originals
 
Otolith;3622012; said:
When I worked at a chain petstore there was the dude who insisted I get the only wingless crickets out for his African butterflies as the ones with wings "kept him up at night". O_o

Seeing as crickets without wings cannot chirp, that makes perfect sense.
 
I can't believe I forgot about this one. This guy came in because he wanted a snake, so I was walking him through making the right decision and showing him the kind of snakes I thought would be appropriate for beginners.

After talking things over he seemed a bit uncomfortable about feeding prekilled rodents and I tried to explain to him that it was really the safest most responsible way to feed rodents.

He asked me and I quote "Yea but don't you guys have any snakes that will eat eggs or something, I'm a vegetarian."... All I could do was laugh and say no. That was the first time I walked away laughing from a customer.:ROFL:
 
LRM;3689033; said:
I can't believe I forgot about this one. This guy came in because he wanted a snake, so I was walking him through making the right decision and showing him the kind of snakes I thought would be appropriate for beginners.

After talking things over he seemed a bit uncomfortable about feeding prekilled rodents and I tried to explain to him that it was really the safest most responsible way to feed rodents.

He asked me and I quote "Yea but don't you guys have any snakes that will eat eggs or something, I'm a vegetarian."... All I could do was laugh and say no. That was the first time I walked away laughing from a customer.:ROFL:
my coworker is a vegitarian, and she feeds all her snakes live :screwy:
 
my lfs is the bomb

the guy that works there is on here !!!!!! he is the best

his username is orbit
 
LRM;3689033; said:
... "Yea but don't you guys have any snakes that will eat eggs or something, I'm a vegetarian."... All I could do was laugh and say no. That was the first time I walked away laughing from a customer.:ROFL:

why not just sell him an egg-eater?
 
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