Seems like someone didn't like all your suggestions:
http://www.mercurynews.com/lifeandstyleheadlines/ci_11026074
http://www.mercurynews.com/lifeandstyleheadlines/ci_11026074
The Veteran;4007606; said:Im setting up a motion sensor sprinkler head now...He didnt get a fish, but he got shot in the neck, tried to fly, so i put him out of his misery...he will be a scarecrow for his kind for a week or so....till he smells
Jeox;4024426; said:Thats a horrible idea.
You can be jailed, and or have up to a 10,000 fine, for killing a heron.