i want a monkey
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The whole aids from sexual intercourse with a monkey thing is a lie. It was from Monkeys blood. Hunters in africa were cleaning the kill without gloves on and the monkey was infected iwth HIV/AIDS, they ofcourse ate the meat as did others, they became infected then when they hade sexual intercourse it spread to the other people.
There was no Man on Monkey action, sorry to crash your dreams.
There was no Man on Monkey action, sorry to crash your dreams.
AttackFish;1032644; said:The whole aids from sexual intercourse with a monkey thing is a lie. It was from Monkeys blood. Hunters in africa were cleaning the kill without gloves on and the monkey was infected iwth HIV/AIDS, they ofcourse ate the meat as did others, they became infected then when they hade sexual intercourse it spread to the other people.
There was no Man on Monkey action, sorry to crash your dreams.
has that been proven? i thought that was just an idea, and the truth is still unknown but i could be wrong.
Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp was always my favorite tv show as a youngster (I got the dvd box set a couple of months ago). Nothing is funnier to me than a chimp dressed up in clothes doing human type stuff. I f'ing love chimps (in the zoo or the wild, that is). I feel like chimps are pretty much the highest on the evolutionary scale besides us. They can make and use tools. I read somewhere that they have the inteligence of an 8 year old child. I don't know about you guys, but when my daughter was 8, she was pretty smart. And they commit murder- of their own kind and humans.
That being said, like the others in this thread, I think monkeys make horrible pets. My mom had a small monkey before I was born (around 1970). She was the one who talked me out of getting a monkey for a pet 10 years or so ago (I never knew she had one until I told her I thought about getting one). As it turns out, whenever a male entered the same room with the monkey, it would throw poop at them. Whenever a female entered, it would jack off furiously.
That being said, like the others in this thread, I think monkeys make horrible pets. My mom had a small monkey before I was born (around 1970). She was the one who talked me out of getting a monkey for a pet 10 years or so ago (I never knew she had one until I told her I thought about getting one). As it turns out, whenever a male entered the same room with the monkey, it would throw poop at them. Whenever a female entered, it would jack off furiously.
terd ferguson;1048220; said:1970Whenever a female entered, it would jack off furiously.
Hahaha thats just too funny
Primates dont make good pets if you want to cuddle something then you should get an guinea pig, But in an large enclosere with other of its kind they can be kept fine.
I saw this tiny little monkey, by tiny it was like maybe 8 inches tall at a pet store. The monkey was so cute watching us as it jumped from one branch to another...what species of monkey is that I have no idea. What about keeping such a little monkey? Unless that monkey would grow and start throwing poop and jack off furiously.
I find it really sad that primates are in the pet trade. Personally I do not support ANY advertising/show/whatever that uses chimps or other apes or primates. I was at a pet store in Myrtle Beach SC, Animal Supply House, and they had a very large enclosure (probably at least 500 sp. ft) in their backroom, that I could see through the windows on their door. It appeared that they were spider monkeys or something of similar size but they did seem to have a very clean enclosure and an employee was interacting with them and giving them fruits but I really hate seeing any primate in the possession of a person.
sncboom;1049884; said:
Same here. They make horrible pets. If you want something similar to a monkey, get a sugar glider, or if youre up to it get a Kinkajou as I am in a few years.
Sarcosuchus;1049856; said:I saw this tiny little monkey, by tiny it was like maybe 8 inches tall at a pet store. The monkey was so cute watching us as it jumped from one branch to another...what species of monkey is that I have no idea. What about keeping such a little monkey? Unless that monkey would grow and start throwing poop and jack off furiously.
Get a picture, someone will ID it.
