If you had to be a fish, what would it be?

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in the home aqaurium id be a asain arowana and in the wild a gaint grouper
 
I wouldn't mind being my betta, spoiled bugger has a 4' tank atm that he only shares with bottom dwellers. :)

I'm not sure what wild fish I'd like to be... Probably some kind of deep sea fish that never sees people... Hopefully I'd be capable of some kind of bioluminescence too... That'd be cool...

Wait - do jellyfish count as fish?? If so I'd want to be some kind of glowing deep sea jellyfish so I could bloob around glowing awesomely. :D
 
That mouth-on-the-bottom is a great design for river life. You don't want something like a used condom flowing with the current, and right into your mouth.........do you?

But, come on, you gotta love the body spikes everywhere!

pretty sure condoms float. at least they do in toilets
 
pretty sure condoms float. at least they do in toilets

Hmm. That does make sense. Back in the day, I've only discarded mine into the trash.

Then its a good thing those sturgeons are bottom dwellers;)
 
A harem breeder huh. A cyprichromis would be a good fit for you. The male I have is at it all day. I swear if the females could talk they would be saying "Oh geez it's him again!"
 
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