In what ReTARD way did he get your attention?

[shellies215]

Let me explain...

I'm standing at Walgreens looking at the chips, I wanted some dang chips ok.


Well over to my left is the photo department.. and I hear this 'clicking' noise.. so the first couple times I just ignore it..

When I finally pay attention, it's a freaken dude looking right at me.. and he smiles (very pervert looking) at me and knods his fricken head at me..


This is the face I gave him:
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^not me btw..

it was really more of a WTF face.. I mumbled a few 'not nice' words and walked away..

I was so annoyed by the whole thing, I would have rather him come up to me and say something completely retarded..

Since there are not very many women on the site..

you guys can tell us the dumb things you have done to get a girls attention..

Please don't tell me you've been 'clicking'... hahah!!!

HaHa, Fishmamma, theres this real craphole of a bar in my neighborhood, and there's always this one filthy old guy covered in grease and dirt sitting at the end of the bar, so when some cute girls walk in and sit down, we always buy them a drink, but have the bartender tell them it's from the dirty guy just to see that look on their face. totally worth the $2

 

[bigbadfish711]

Simple. While checking out in any store look for the hottest Man/Woman (witch ever you prefer). Get in line behind them. After the cashier has rang them up step up an pay for their ticket with your Centurion card (black card). Then write your number on the receipt and leave the store. Works every time.

 

[Specialk314]

Simple. While checking out in any store look for the hottest Man/Woman (witch ever you prefer). Get in line behind them. After the cashier has rang them up step up an pay for their ticket with your Centurion card (black card). Then write your number on the receipt and leave the store. Works every time.

Haha, my friend has a Black Card. It's the most ridiculous card. He doesn't like to use it though, only in emergencies.

 

[fishmamma]

Lately I've been bringing this girl over to my place to see my Datnoid grow out and that's kept her impressed enough to keep coming back so far. Lucky for me she's also into monster fish

I think she's probably into 'Monster' something else (you)!!!

HaHa, Fishmamma, theres this real craphole of a bar in my neighborhood, and there's always this one filthy old guy covered in grease and dirt sitting at the end of the bar, so when some cute girls walk in and sit down, we always buy them a drink, but have the bartender tell them it's from the dirty guy just to see that look on their face. totally worth the $2

LOL!!! Are you 'that' guy??!

Simple. While checking out in any store look for the hottest Man/Woman (witch ever you prefer). Get in line behind them. After the cashier has rang them up step up an pay for their ticket with your Centurion card (black card). Then write your number on the receipt and leave the store. Works every time.

This is hiliarious! but I don't even know what a Centurion card is... still a classic move!

 

[Mattyou]

Lately I've been bringing this girl over to my place to see my Datnoid grow out and that's kept her impressed enough to keep coming back so far. Lucky for me she's also into monster fish

Is that what ya call it?

 

[koltsixx]

I've got a couple of real stupid moves depending on the situation
and surprisingly there success rate is ridiculously high. Bar situations I use
my concentrating really hard look with my tongue sticking out but
pressed to the side of my lips while feverishly righting on a bar napkin.
Then I go over to the girl and present her with a stick picture of her
and her friends with her drawn better than the rest slightly and stars
and birds circling her head and the words the beautiful one above her
head. Most girls laugh and think it's adorable. The other move is
purposeful tripping infront of them to get their attention and when
they laugh let them know I was hoping I didn't just fall on my face
for nothing. What can I say I'm smoothe. Lol!

 

[fishmamma]

I've got a couple of real stupid moves depending on the situation
and surprisingly there success rate is ridiculously high. Bar situations I use
my concentrating really hard look with my tongue sticking out but
pressed to the side of my lips while feverishly righting on a bar napkin.
Then I go over to the girl and present her with a stick picture of her
and her friends with her drawn better than the rest slightly and stars
and birds circling her head and the words the beautiful one above her
head. Most girls laugh and think it's adorable. The other move is
purposeful tripping infront of them to get their attention and when
they laugh let them know I was hoping I didn't just fall on my face
for nothing. What can I say I'm smoothe. Lol!

All this consist of a lot of confidence.. it's good!!! I'd probably work on me..

just no CLICKING!!!

 

[Mudslinger14]

Was he taking like a million shots of you with a camera? What was he clicking with?!

 

[chloe]

lol i NEVER have people try to get my attetion. they just look at me and watch me all night.
although the other night i was doing running man in a club and the bloke next to me joined in....i was mighty impressed till he threw me off my concentration and fell flat on my face. oh yea baby, i know how to pull. lol.

 

[College fishman]

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