In what ReTARD way did he get your attention?

[College fishman]

im glad you saw that FLESHY!!!!! no one else saw it and i thought it was a waste of time

 

[Mudslinger14]

i don't have any moves

but my wife says i'm mysterious and had a charming smile. that's what she thought when she first met me.

and erica, it's REtard, not reTARD

I now direct your attention to the movie: The Hangover.

Ritard/reTARD etc.

 

[Mudslinger14]

OH, I guess I didnt' include how he was doing the clicking


WITH HIS FRICKEN MOUTH!!!

That's SLIGHTLY creepy. Hey, at least he doesn't have tons of pics of you though, right?

 

[Kanta]

I can't really go anywhere with my girlfriend, she says girls stare at me when I just stand there and do nothing, AND I GET YELLED AT FOR IT! I guess good looks come naturally? I would almost rather be ugly than have to deal with that.

 

[Mudslinger14]

I can't really go anywhere with my girlfriend, she says girls stare at me when I just stand there and do nothing, AND I GET YELLED AT FOR IT! I guess good looks come naturally? I would almost rather be ugly than have to deal with that.

Sounds like you need a new girlfriend mate.

 

[pbass510]

If i feel like playing around i say a dumb line like "Eww excuse me did you fart? because you blew me away!" hahaha

 

[Mudslinger14]

ARE YOU A BAKED POTATO?









CUZ YOU SURE ARE HOT.

 

[JD7.62]

I find the hottest chick in the bar. Stare at her. When we make eye contact I aggressively point my finger and arm straight out at her and commence with very suggestive pelvic thrusts in her direction. Works like a charm!

 

[Gage Zamrzla]

I think she's probably into 'Monster' something else (you)!!!

Wow a Datnoid that can change it's size at will, how cool is that!!!

I want one!

I should have seen that coming a mile away.. lol

 

[Jenni]

VERY funny!!!