In what ReTARD way did he get your attention?
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Was dating a girl at the time... we were at a. Store together... I see her looking at clothes, so I snuck up behind her and started massaging her neck and shoulders. She jumped a littled at first, but stayed still and enjoyed it. Next thing I hear is, "what do you think you're doing!" Both her and I turn around to see the woman who's actually my girlfriend, and the woman freaked because she thought I was her boyfriend... wasn't pretty.
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im not sure which attempt your asking about "good times" so i'll answer for all of them. Yelling out "Hey Heyyyy!!!! gets me evil glares.
the power scooter one... I was driving a power scooter through a grocery stores parking lot in detroit, some girl was walking by so i decided to act as if that slow power scooter was like riding a rollercoaster. she saw me having a blast and asked for a ride and hopped in the basket (winning.) she later gave me a phone number and... other things (i never had to ask.)
The picture taking one, started a good conversation, got to know her a little then I left lol
the power scooter one... I was driving a power scooter through a grocery stores parking lot in detroit, some girl was walking by so i decided to act as if that slow power scooter was like riding a rollercoaster. she saw me having a blast and asked for a ride and hopped in the basket (winning.) she later gave me a phone number and... other things (i never had to ask.)
The picture taking one, started a good conversation, got to know her a little then I left lol
I have only asked 3 girls out in my life, girls always seem to ask me out.
The last time i asked a girl out was when i went to a reptile park to meet a friend who works in the monitor dept, he had got a new monitor in and asked if i wanted to see it and help him with the enclosure. We were walking thrue the park when a beautiful asian girl cought my eye and i smiled at her and got one in return, i turned and told my mate to go on ahead, he did and i walked up to her and i think i said something G'day, im Darren, she intraduced herself and i just talked to her like i normally would, asked how shes likieng the park, where shes from and if i could have her phone number.
Turned out shes japanese/hawian and lives in honolulu and was here on vacation and so we exchanged email adds. We spoke a few times, she sent pics and told me about her life there and ... her boyfriend lol i sent her 1 last email saying it was real nice to meet her and if shes ever in this neck of the woods again to meet me and we can catch up but im not looking for an online friendship ( i wouldnt want an online relationship either) and said have a good one
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When i was young i was more of a sweettalker but looking back i broke a few hearts and regret being like that.
My last relationship, though it started here ended up being long distance as her work and life was in the US and mine was here, neither of us were ready to make that big a change though i got to admit i loved her a great deal but it wouldnt have worked, i still keep in touch with her and we reminisce the past, our love for each other, the fun we had and .. the passion but you got to let go and i have though talking with her sometimes it seems she still has a place for me in her heart.
LOL from now on im only dating woman that are Aussie citizens hahaha.
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Dazz
The last time i asked a girl out was when i went to a reptile park to meet a friend who works in the monitor dept, he had got a new monitor in and asked if i wanted to see it and help him with the enclosure. We were walking thrue the park when a beautiful asian girl cought my eye and i smiled at her and got one in return, i turned and told my mate to go on ahead, he did and i walked up to her and i think i said something G'day, im Darren, she intraduced herself and i just talked to her like i normally would, asked how shes likieng the park, where shes from and if i could have her phone number.
Turned out shes japanese/hawian and lives in honolulu and was here on vacation and so we exchanged email adds. We spoke a few times, she sent pics and told me about her life there and ... her boyfriend lol i sent her 1 last email saying it was real nice to meet her and if shes ever in this neck of the woods again to meet me and we can catch up but im not looking for an online friendship ( i wouldnt want an online relationship either) and said have a good one
.When i was young i was more of a sweettalker but looking back i broke a few hearts and regret being like that.
My last relationship, though it started here ended up being long distance as her work and life was in the US and mine was here, neither of us were ready to make that big a change though i got to admit i loved her a great deal but it wouldnt have worked, i still keep in touch with her and we reminisce the past, our love for each other, the fun we had and .. the passion but you got to let go and i have though talking with her sometimes it seems she still has a place for me in her heart.
LOL from now on im only dating woman that are Aussie citizens hahaha.
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Dazz
People think I look like Justin Bieber. I have girls whistling to me. Now that is super AWKWARD... I am a guy btw and I wore my hair like this before I even knew who he was.
Was a boring night so Invited a girl over I really Had something for.. Told her just how I thought and just how much I really wanted to be with her in this life. And maybe also how I've been stalking her for two years..... Married over 15 years now. been together for about 20..
Am i the only ugly duckling in this batch that doesnt have woman drooling and coming to them for dates etc.?
Passionate 4 pikes;5158101; said:
OMG I am so trying very hard to leave this alone and failing... If you are a straight guy over the age of 13, I would suggest getting a new, more masculine hairstyle
but seriously 
Redtailcatfishlover;5158505; said:Am i the only ugly duckling in this batch that doesnt have woman drooling and coming to them for dates etc.?
internet math man!
everyone get's bumped from a 5 to an 8 on the internets
and one girl walking by and smiling to say hi means that 5 girls totally wanted you right then and there and you basically have to beat them off with a stick
