In what ReTARD way did he get your attention?

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Actually, fishmamma and SumoNinja, you're both wrong! :screwy: The word retard is now this......."taaa...rrrrr...daaa?", when pronounced correctly!:ROFL:I got this information from a very reliable teenage source. Lmao!
 
@pbass510, if that ever works, you are probably talking to someone who speaks no english, and she's thinking you said some thing else. That would not work in a million years around my neck of the woods. :screwy: I think, fishmamma, you are not getting a lot of responses, due to the fact that men don't want to give up their secrets!
 
@GageZamrzla, have you ever been invited to see her fish?, or ask her, "do you think I can see your aquarium(s) some time?" Just wondering, being nosey that's all! :D
 
Some of posts on here...

Yeah I'm gonna use this thread to point out how good looking and attractive I am and how the ladies love me. That's actually why I signed up to MFK in the first place. I have to fight them off with my fish net.
 
My mom told me that I couldn't have a catshark in my bedroom.
Why, you ask?
Because then I would never get a girl in my bed.
 
aclockworkorange;5155007; said:
Some of posts on here...

Yeah I'm gonna use this thread to point out how good looking and attractive I am and how the ladies love me. That's actually why I signed up to MFK in the first place. I have to fight them off with my fish net.
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Why would you sign up to meet ladies here?? There's only like 4 of us.... :ROFL:

Mudslinger14;5155070; said:
My mom told me that I couldn't have a catshark in my bedroom.
Why, you ask?
Because then I would never get a girl in my bed.
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This is hilarious...

but if you meet the RIGHT girl, that catfish is gonna help you get her INTO bed!!!;) oh you know eat :popcorn: and watch a movie of course...
 
Oh of course ;)
 
giving rides in a power scooter has never failed me. yelling out "Hey Hey!!!!" doesn't work to well though.
 
and hows this attempt? i actually started a pretty good conversation lol. just walked up and asked "hey can i get my picture with you?"

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