In what ReTARD way did he get your attention?

[fishmamma]

Was he taking like a million shots of you with a camera? What was he clicking with?!

OH, I guess I didnt' include how he was doing the clicking


WITH HIS FRICKEN MOUTH!!!

 

[College fishman]

ohhh page rapeed

 

[Blue2Fyre]

I was at the pet store looking at the rats when I heard a wolf whistle from behind me. I ignored it and a couple seconds it happened again. I turned around at the rudeness to see it was a cockatiel trying to get my attention.

 

[seel1990]

^lol

 

[MaddMaxx]

OH, I guess I didnt' include how he was doing the clicking


WITH HIS FRICKEN MOUTH!!!

NOOOO! There was a guy at my job who did that... Whenever we traveled for work, he'd do these weird clicks when the waitresses came around... I started doing it to make fun of him *horrible, I know* and he actually commented to one of the other guys that I was making weird clicking noises... I don't think he knew he did it.

I usually just let my dance moves do the talking...

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I totally stole this from another thread... All props to the OP

 

[Spiritofthesoul]

Lately I've been bringing this girl over to my place to see my Datnoid grow out and that's kept her impressed enough to keep coming back so far. Lucky for me she's also into monster fish

Is that what ya call it?

Wow a Datnoid that can change it's size at will, how cool is that!!!

I want one!

 

[SumoNinja]

i don't have any moves

but my wife says i'm mysterious and had a charming smile. that's what she thought when she first met me.

and erica, it's REtard, not reTARD

 

[SumoNinja]

this did work for me one time though

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[jeyy88]

^ LMAO i love step brothers
"THATS A LIE, cops isn't on til 4"

 

[FLESHY]

The D.E.N.N.I.S system. 100% success rate.

Hahaha oh no.

Dude I have the same problem. Old ladies feel my face and my hair because I have orangeish hair. And I'm just standing there like WTF.

Okay, so the first post I thought you guys were joking...now after this...seriously? Old ladies come up to you and touch your head? That is messed up.

just....this

I...dont know how to put this...but...Im kinda a big deal." - I say that all the time haha.

^ LMAO i love step brothers
"THATS A LIE, cops isn't on til 4"

Are you high?!? Its SHARK WEEK! - best line from movie ha