Well if you had both crocs and kids and ended up with triplets you could.......ugh maybe not lol
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Well if you had both crocs and kids and ended up with triplets you could.......ugh maybe not lol
Any reptile with big teeth is not my friend. Grab a stick! LOL 
I watched many lizards in the desert & they always look totally peaceful: until they strike without warning or reason.
I've done a few adventurous things. Speedboats, jeeps, stuntplanes, motorcycles.
(I don't think anything ever scared me like spelunking in Logan Cave!)
But big lizards immediately make me think about choosing the most effective ammunition!
I watched many lizards in the desert & they always look totally peaceful: until they strike without warning or reason.
I've done a few adventurous things. Speedboats, jeeps, stuntplanes, motorcycles.
(I don't think anything ever scared me like spelunking in Logan Cave!)
But big lizards immediately make me think about choosing the most effective ammunition!
Any reptile with big teeth is not my friend. Grab a stick! LOL
I watched many lizards in the desert & they always look totally peaceful: until they strike without warning or reason.
I've done a few adventurous things. Speedboats, jeeps, stuntplanes, motorcycles.
(I don't think anything ever scared me like spelunking in Logan Cave!)
But big lizards immediately make me think about choosing the most effective ammunition!
Come to Thailand, we got some big'uns
A monitor lizard like that could break your leg with one snap of its tail, it's their primary defensive weapon. There's a grainy video of this monster out there if you google 'huge monitor lizard invades Thai house'.
Speaking of crocs and adventures though, just found a couple of scanned golden oldie pix from about 18 years ago (when I had hair lol); I was writing a story for a column called 'Adrenaline Obsession' while employed at the island's local English newspaper:
Newbie crocodile wrestler move...
Trying to put 'Jumbo' to sleep so I can grab a 500 Thb bill from his mouth. Sitting here now I can't believe I actually asked them if I could put my head in his mouth. In hindsight I'm kinda glad they steadfastly refused. There's some videos out there of that trick going horribly wrong in Thailand.
Final word of advice -- if you ever play with a crocodile for the love of god, never, ever poke a stick between their claws, nothing pisses them off more.
Speaking of crocs and adventures though, just found a couple of scanned golden oldie pix from about 18 years ago (when I had hair lol); I was writing a story for a column called 'Adrenaline Obsession' while employed at the island's local English newspaper:
Newbie crocodile wrestler move...
Trying to put 'Jumbo' to sleep so I can grab a 500 Thb bill from his mouth. Sitting here now I can't believe I actually asked them if I could put my head in his mouth. In hindsight I'm kinda glad they steadfastly refused. There's some videos out there of that trick going horribly wrong in Thailand.
Final word of advice -- if you ever play with a crocodile for the love of god, never, ever poke a stick between their claws, nothing pisses them off more.
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The kid or the croc? I’d vote no, but my wife brushes the cats teeth every night so maybe she will
Yes; but the elephant mishap was more intense, brief as it was.
I reckon that toucan's taking a dump in that bin. I doubt it's normal toothpaste, it'll be for sensitive teeth with a minty flavour for extra fresh breath.
I've studied the photo a bit more and now I'm thinking that that may not be a toucan.
