Maybe I have, but I've got things to do
I can tell you lies if I want to
You'll run away crying
From my smooth rhyming
But see, you will be running away - boo!
LIMERICK LOUNGE
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I can tell you lies if I want to
You'll run away crying
From my smooth rhyming
But see, you will be running away - boo!
It seems the masked shadows up for the fight,
But he'll need to approach it with all of his might,
Old Esox isn't scared,
He's come well prepared,
And so far the shadows limericks have been sh*te!
But he'll need to approach it with all of his might,
Old Esox isn't scared,
He's come well prepared,
And so far the shadows limericks have been sh*te!
I am up for the fight, and I’ll win
I’m taking my rhythym for a spin
Sh*te is not a word
And I’ve overheard
That Esox’s fish are quite thin
Now he's dissing my fish, I'm seeing red,
He has he's for one week and they're dead!
It's quite clear I'm the best,
And I was right, you're a pest,
You should stick to going Hooters instead!
He has he's for one week and they're dead!
It's quite clear I'm the best,
And I was right, you're a pest,
You should stick to going Hooters instead!
At least my tanks are prettier than yours ?
Who would have a fishroom outdoors? ?
My fish live long ?
Just like my ******* ?
Just give up with your whining wars
Who would have a fishroom outdoors? ?
My fish live long ?
Just like my ******* ?
Just give up with your whining wars
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I don't have a fishroom outside, you young fool,
If I did it'd be extremely cruel,
I have tropical stock,
They'd get quite a shock,
If they had freezing water in their pool!
If I did it'd be extremely cruel,
I have tropical stock,
They'd get quite a shock,
If they had freezing water in their pool!
Oh, my bad, your writing is so confusing
I wouldn't be surprised if you were just boozing
Your rhythm is getting worse
Do better in your verse!
Because your rhymes and you rhythms are losing
*this is all for fun!*
I wouldn't be surprised if you were just boozing
Your rhythm is getting worse
Do better in your verse!
Because your rhymes and you rhythms are losing
*this is all for fun!*
I bow to thee young master, you're the best,
You're better than Esox, and all the rest,
Your medal's in the post,
So I expect you to boast,
However, I was right about you being a pest!
You're better than Esox, and all the rest,
Your medal's in the post,
So I expect you to boast,
However, I was right about you being a pest!
I was trying to remember exactly what form a limerick should follow, and one of the most famous ones I remember seems “slightly irregular.”
(Well at least as well as I can recall it, but perhaps my meter is not correct.) My apologies if this is already been posted here six times because I did not read the whole thread.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, named Nan,
ran away with a man.
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
He followed them both to Pawtucket.
Nan, and the man with the bucket.
Paw told the young man
To just keep the girl, Nan.
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
Anyhow, all the rest of the limericks I can think of off the top of my head are not suitable for a family site.
(Well at least as well as I can recall it, but perhaps my meter is not correct.) My apologies if this is already been posted here six times because I did not read the whole thread.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, named Nan,
ran away with a man.
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
He followed them both to Pawtucket.
Nan, and the man with the bucket.
Paw told the young man
To just keep the girl, Nan.
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
Anyhow, all the rest of the limericks I can think of off the top of my head are not suitable for a family site.
