LIMERICK LOUNGE

[ShadowP]

As you know, I'm no mental midget.
I'm back! Now you can squirm and fidget.
Your brain is mangled.
Your cadence is tangled.
And half your limericks aren't quite legit.

 

[Kittiee Katt]

As stated before, I'm pretty dumb.
Also remember I'm really young.
I didn't finish school,
I know I'm a fool.
But that doesn't stop these being fun.

 

[ShadowP]

Your cadence is lacking! Or too much.
Your structure haphazard, devoid, and such.
Your great ambition,
Is lacking volition,
To write concisely when you're in the clutch.

 

[Kittiee Katt]

You make it sound like such a bad thing.
The horrible language my limericks bring.
You'd find it, not bad
But comparatively sad,
If only you'd only heard my singing!!

 

[ShadowP]

With some well placed quips and some practice.
You'll be more real and less an actress.
Sometimes your words sting,
With the phrases you bring.
You've garnered a rep. That's what the fact is!

 

[ShadowP]

And your singing? Glad I can't hear it.
My volume control, I endear it.
The munchkins of Oz,
They might champion your cause.
If you sing way off pitch, they would cheer it!

 

[Kittiee Katt]

And exactly what have I said to offend?
Would be nice to know, so I can amend.
So my words sting,
But what good would it bring,
To be someone I'm not, and pretend?

 

[FMA4ME]

I wish I could compete like a pro,
but counting on my fingers is slow.
Hate to say I'm dumb,
that takes away the fun,
anymore lines and my forehead would bow :/

 

[Kittiee Katt]

LOL!

 

[ShadowP]

And exactly what have I said to offend?
Would be nice to know, so I can amend.
So my words sting,
But what good would it bring,
To be someone I'm not, and pretend?

See, you really do have it in you!
Some pushing and prodding did win you!
Now let's have a blast!
Some sharp wit here at last.
Oh look! FMA4ME is here too!