Most Stupid Or Dangerous Things You Have Done

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tryed to film back to the future with a rc car and lighter fluid so ran tyre lines and filled a small pot with petrol then lit the pot and tred to gently kick the pot over actually booted it and set my leg on fire.

went to a holiday park when at primary and when having to walk a tight rope i wore easily rippable trousers and fell had a harness and they tor prett much in half XD
 
i released a skunk from a have a heart trap.... i was stinky beyond describtion for 2 weeks.... i would do it again but so differently.....
 
The list is endless and I'm only 17. Most recently though would be splitting my nose on a barbed wire fence, simple jump on my bike resulting in stitches and lots of road rash, finding a box of 100+ M80's in my friends closet (they were his dads at one point) and lighting almost all of them off all over town, finding 4 baby rattlers and only to find the 5th slithering between my legs as we shot at it's brothers and sisters, reaching into a bush b/c I saw a snake go into it (lucky it was only a harmless baby watersnake), homemade pipebombs from Piccolo Petes, the list goes on...
 
Spraypainting.
Jumping off alot of really high things.
Reaching into a Red Snapper (I think that's what it was) mouth trying to get my hook out. It bit me on the side of the hand.
Double backflip into a belly smacker off the high dive.
Paintball war in short sleeves and shorts.

But the all time stupidest would be getting into fishkeeping. All the money and time I've used up! :p
 
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playing with fire
picking up anemones when i know im allergic to them
reaching my hand into a dark hole under a rock when i know theres at least 3 fully grown polychate worms in there ready to gove my hand some nasty bites
sticking my finger in the mouth of a smooth dogfish

thats all i can think of now.

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airsoft war in t shirt and shorts
playing fooball barefoot in t shirt and shorts in 50 degree weather on the beach on a windy day
360 double heelclick off a 4' ledge barefoot (almost hurt my ankles really bad)
 
Snagged a Cotton Mouth while fishing for largemouth with a top water lure. It was probably 3-4ft long. When I got it to the bank I used a stick to pin its head down and picked it up behind the head, as you would typically hold a highly venomous snake. Used pliers to take the hook out, and let it go. Those are a very wicked looking snake when you get up close and personal with one. That was several years ago, now that ive seen all those Venom ER shows and such, I realize just how stupid it was to handle that snake!
 
ceeej31;1810920; said:
i posted a thread a while back about how i got my finger stuck in a wiffle ball, that was surpisingly painful
i also used to go tho popular sledding hills in the winter with my friends, we would stand at the bottom and wait for people to nail us, one of my buddies got a concusion

ceeej31;1810935; said:
me and my cousins used to play a game called "dodge the driver"
we would break up into teams of two and stand about 75 yards apart and then we would throw a golf club at the other team, my brother was the only one to ever get hit
You really are the man CJ, those had me rolling:ROFL:
 
As for dangerous, nothing really...dancing in the street and going back to the sidewalk when cars came... almost getting into an iceball fight with some creep kid at a sledding park... going fishing specifically for Stingrays from an inflatable boat...
Once I was fishing, and my grandma came to pick me up...I was not ready to leave yet so I pelted her car with dead fish and hopped on the trunk...she started driving :nilly:

Then once, to mock the earlier even, I tried to jump on the trunk of her car when she was dropping me off somewhere...she didn't realize what I was trying to do, and started driving... I bounced off the trunk and hit the pavement.

I was out fishing with my friend, and we found a small burr plant. We started throwing the burrs at eachothers' clothes. Then at eachothers' heads. My friend (who will remain anonnymous) had a crew cut, and I had kinda long hair...he got a burr stuck in the middle of my head...actually 3 burrs stuck together... Well, I was 30 minutes by bus from home, and wasn't about to stop fishing, so we used his wire cutters to cut the darn things out...luckily my hair was so long that the loch of hair that was gone was unnoticeable. I drilled him in the crotch with my foot afterwards.
Then there was the time I told my friend to video tape me fishing, and I was gonna snag a log, start pulling like it was a fish, and fall down and pretend to be dragged in. Well, the hook pulled out of the log, and a 2 oz sinker came flying at my friend's head, and I fell down and smashed my elbow on a very big rock. I also once tried to put my foot on a log, and one foot on the bank of the lake, to try to net whatever might be under the log. Well the log was wet, and one of my legs went into the muddy staten island water.
The last 3 incidents were in the same trip :ROFL:
 
Night I was really drunk and I tried to break a beer bottle on my head. And it wouldn't break for me so I got my best friend Kat to try it, didn't work so I told her to just get a running start... Still no luck, I'm surprised I didn't passout. So I just had her punch me 3 times in the face for good luck.

This other time drunk on my friends 50 acres in the middle of nowhere so we decided to buy propane tanks and shoot them with shot guns. It was stupid but AWESOME!

On time I was on mushrooms with my boyfriend and we were playing with knives in the dark, I told him to cut me, and then I cut him, we couldn't feel it and couldn't see anything so we kept doing it like, "is this working?" and when we went inside we were covered in blood. I still have scars and that was 3years ago.

One time at seaworld I got my knee stuck in the guard rail over the shark tank, fire department got involved.

One time in South America we were staying in this small town pretty deep in the jungle, and my mom would let me run around but she just told me to stay away from anything poisonous. I ended up bringing back one of the deadliest caterpillars in the world... oops

One time I got pulled over driving home from a kegger and the officer asked me to walk to his car and back, I told him I couldn't do that, but I can do the robot. So I did the robot to his car and back... He let me go but made me promise I wouldn't hit a tree, I made him pinky sware me. Its awesome being a girl :]

This one wasn't quite me being dumb but my friend decided he wanted everyone to drop a knife a close as possible to his foot without making him bleed. Needless to say hit an artery, had to take his to the hospital.

One day we all git drunk and decided to brand each other with a cattle brand we heated in the fire.

Caught a pygmy rattlesnake, kept it as a pet for a little while. Got drunk with a friend and decided to hold it. No one got bit but it was stupid.

One time I put my chicken in my roommate Tyler's bed and we ended up wrestling about it and I got thrown through a wall.

I used to do beer bongs in traffic going to my friend house... That was dumb.

Man there's a million more stories but those are some of my toppers. I guess for a girl I've done some stupid stuff.
 
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