Once I rode downhill on a go kart chassis ( no engine, no breaks ) the chassis stopped on a big bunch of banana trees.....and then.......I flew.
Most Stupid Or Dangerous Things You Have Done
- Thread starter Militis
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Back in highschool me and some friends were driving around on halloween trying to scare young children. We had our friends moms van and wore scary masks and would jump out and run at little kids.
After too many drinks and lots of laughs we come around a corner to see two small bears eating garbage on the street. I pulled down my mask and in my haste jumped out the sliding door while still going pretty quick. I hit the ground rolled poorly and got up to chase the little guys. They ran through a hedge and i chased them right into momma who dropped me like third period math class. Woke up the next morning not knowing which scratches were from road rash and which came from the bear.
This is the night I lost all respect for bears, letting their children eat garbage and then tackling and sucker punching a drunk guy.
Best Halloween ever.
After too many drinks and lots of laughs we come around a corner to see two small bears eating garbage on the street. I pulled down my mask and in my haste jumped out the sliding door while still going pretty quick. I hit the ground rolled poorly and got up to chase the little guys. They ran through a hedge and i chased them right into momma who dropped me like third period math class. Woke up the next morning not knowing which scratches were from road rash and which came from the bear.
This is the night I lost all respect for bears, letting their children eat garbage and then tackling and sucker punching a drunk guy.
Best Halloween ever.
In highschool I use to skip class drive to the beach get intoxicated eat 20 tacos and go spearfishing. One time while walking down to our spot a group of people begged us not to go in the water because they saw a shark. We figured they were tourists and probably saw a dolphin, so we walked further down where another group said the same thing. We still blew this off. Well we both ended up finding a school of sheepshead 300 yards out. We shot a couple, then next thing we know we are being circled. my buddy shakes his dead bloody fish off, and I can't get mine off. All the while we are swimming the 300 yards back to shore flipping out not staying calm whatsoever. Blood and fish guts in the water, and a big ol shark that won't go away. I'm glad i have all my limbs intact, and I'm glad I'm not a stupid 16 year old kid anymore.
