Almost just burnt my roommates house down, caught a dish towel on my hand as i went to put something in the stove...big flames~
Most Stupid Or Dangerous Things You Have Done
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about 2 or 3 years ago my cousin's friend got one of those giant slingshot water balloon launchers and one day we were using it to launch snowballs into orbit when one of us got the bright idea of pouring cold water on a snowball and freezing it, essentially turning it into a baseball sized chunk of ice. as it turns out, i was the only one brave(stupid) enough to launch it. it got caught in the sling and backfired straight into my chest knocking me flat on my ***, gasping for breath. i still have a dent in my chest where it hit
another one,
this year the same cousins and friend and i went on a kayaking trip on the upper Connecticut river, about an hour into the trip we came upon a huge sand cliff on the shore, this thing must have been at least 100 feet tall. anyway one of my cousins dared me to drag my kayak to the top and slide into the river. after a huge effort i finally got to the top, turned my kayak towards the river, and hopped in. it worked great and it was a lot of fun until i hit the water, my kayak, with me inside, went completely under water and because i don't have a spray skirt, filled up all the way with water and flipped over.
another one,
this year the same cousins and friend and i went on a kayaking trip on the upper Connecticut river, about an hour into the trip we came upon a huge sand cliff on the shore, this thing must have been at least 100 feet tall. anyway one of my cousins dared me to drag my kayak to the top and slide into the river. after a huge effort i finally got to the top, turned my kayak towards the river, and hopped in. it worked great and it was a lot of fun until i hit the water, my kayak, with me inside, went completely under water and because i don't have a spray skirt, filled up all the way with water and flipped over.
Most stupid thing I've done: borrowed my parents car (this is when I was 16), stole some liquor(with some friends), drove to fast and spilled the liquor all over the car trunk.(wasn't drinking and driving, it was in the trunk). Drank till I threw up, and woke to the the call of my parents telling me they needed the car.
I used to jump off of roofs.
I liked the dizzy feeling of being hit in the head and discovered that piles of gravel didn't leave marks. Spent a good ten minutes ramming one pile of gravel at full running speed until I saw a good panorama of stars in my vision. Did it again the next day and ended up with some good sore spots on my head.
I like to throw extremely heavy objects in the air as high as I can and catch them. Like oddly-shaped chunks of iron or just plain rocks. Teaches me how to slow an object down without taking the force in my joints too badly. But there's always the risk of it landing on me and breaking a bone somewhere.
I used to jump my bicycle up and down flights of stairs. It was a beach cruiser. A heavy beach cruiser.
Used to drink until I passed out every night.
I still love staring at the sun.
I used to let people punch me in the head for fun. Also entered several friendly head-butting contests. Somehow I never won.
Used to play with mercury all the time and ate paint chips as a child.
I almost never use soap on my dishes. I just scrub them with a moldy sponge under hot water. Haven't had a cold since I started doing it that way.
Just changed my diet to high-fat high-nutrient relatively low-carb. Conventional wisdom based on corporate marketing taught me to live on white flour, sugar and processed packaged garbage and I'm turning it around now. These new high-fat diets might be a fad but I am losing weight and do feel better most of the time. And since I have no problem eating raw zucchini and red peppers, apples and raw greens, it's a good diet for the lazy me I am. Still, obtaining the majority of my daily calories from healthy fats instead of breads and grains is a slap in the face to traditional food schemes.
My brother in law and I played music on stage by ourselves at the local county fair. Scary and fun.
I know I've done worse things, mostly on bicycles, I just don't have the best access to that file anymore.
I used to beg for change every day. Usually stopped at around 30 dollars to go and find a bag of what 30 dollars will buy. I was really dumb. Don't do that. Get a fast food job like the rest of the kids do.
I stole several bottles of hard liquor one day from Albertsons. I just kept walking in there like I owned the place and walking out with bottles in hand, head held high.
Did my own bowl burns on my ankles
Used to carve temporary scars on my chest and hands with geometric designs. They last a month or two. I have no remaining evidence of those designs on my body.
I liked the dizzy feeling of being hit in the head and discovered that piles of gravel didn't leave marks. Spent a good ten minutes ramming one pile of gravel at full running speed until I saw a good panorama of stars in my vision. Did it again the next day and ended up with some good sore spots on my head.
I like to throw extremely heavy objects in the air as high as I can and catch them. Like oddly-shaped chunks of iron or just plain rocks. Teaches me how to slow an object down without taking the force in my joints too badly. But there's always the risk of it landing on me and breaking a bone somewhere.
I used to jump my bicycle up and down flights of stairs. It was a beach cruiser. A heavy beach cruiser.
Used to drink until I passed out every night.
I still love staring at the sun.
I used to let people punch me in the head for fun. Also entered several friendly head-butting contests. Somehow I never won.
Used to play with mercury all the time and ate paint chips as a child.
I almost never use soap on my dishes. I just scrub them with a moldy sponge under hot water. Haven't had a cold since I started doing it that way.
Just changed my diet to high-fat high-nutrient relatively low-carb. Conventional wisdom based on corporate marketing taught me to live on white flour, sugar and processed packaged garbage and I'm turning it around now. These new high-fat diets might be a fad but I am losing weight and do feel better most of the time. And since I have no problem eating raw zucchini and red peppers, apples and raw greens, it's a good diet for the lazy me I am. Still, obtaining the majority of my daily calories from healthy fats instead of breads and grains is a slap in the face to traditional food schemes.
My brother in law and I played music on stage by ourselves at the local county fair. Scary and fun.
I know I've done worse things, mostly on bicycles, I just don't have the best access to that file anymore.
I used to beg for change every day. Usually stopped at around 30 dollars to go and find a bag of what 30 dollars will buy. I was really dumb. Don't do that. Get a fast food job like the rest of the kids do.
I stole several bottles of hard liquor one day from Albertsons. I just kept walking in there like I owned the place and walking out with bottles in hand, head held high.
Did my own bowl burns on my ankles
Used to carve temporary scars on my chest and hands with geometric designs. They last a month or two. I have no remaining evidence of those designs on my body.
I dance in front of traffic alot. My friend dropped his backpack from the third floor of my school to the basement and I tried to catch it >.<
i once(a few weeks ago) jumped into a lake without any shoes on i had just caught a blotched water snake in it and alligators had been in a little while ago
There's something wrong with you.knifegill;4648522; said:I used to jump off of roofs.
I liked the dizzy feeling of being hit in the head and discovered that piles of gravel didn't leave marks. Spent a good ten minutes ramming one pile of gravel at full running speed until I saw a good panorama of stars in my vision. Did it again the next day and ended up with some good sore spots on my head.
I like to throw extremely heavy objects in the air as high as I can and catch them. Like oddly-shaped chunks of iron or just plain rocks. Teaches me how to slow an object down without taking the force in my joints too badly. But there's always the risk of it landing on me and breaking a bone somewhere.
I used to jump my bicycle up and down flights of stairs. It was a beach cruiser. A heavy beach cruiser.
Used to drink until I passed out every night.
I still love staring at the sun.
I used to let people punch me in the head for fun. Also entered several friendly head-butting contests. Somehow I never won.
Used to play with mercury all the time and ate paint chips as a child.
I almost never use soap on my dishes. I just scrub them with a moldy sponge under hot water. Haven't had a cold since I started doing it that way.
Just changed my diet to high-fat high-nutrient relatively low-carb. Conventional wisdom based on corporate marketing taught me to live on white flour, sugar and processed packaged garbage and I'm turning it around now. These new high-fat diets might be a fad but I am losing weight and do feel better most of the time. And since I have no problem eating raw zucchini and red peppers, apples and raw greens, it's a good diet for the lazy me I am. Still, obtaining the majority of my daily calories from healthy fats instead of breads and grains is a slap in the face to traditional food schemes.
My brother in law and I played music on stage by ourselves at the local county fair. Scary and fun.
I know I've done worse things, mostly on bicycles, I just don't have the best access to that file anymore.
I used to beg for change every day. Usually stopped at around 30 dollars to go and find a bag of what 30 dollars will buy. I was really dumb. Don't do that. Get a fast food job like the rest of the kids do.
I stole several bottles of hard liquor one day from Albertsons. I just kept walking in there like I owned the place and walking out with bottles in hand, head held high.
Did my own bowl burns on my ankles
Used to carve temporary scars on my chest and hands with geometric designs. They last a month or two. I have no remaining evidence of those designs on my body.
Maybe you were eating paint chips with lead in them.