Most Stupid Or Dangerous Things You Have Done

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The dumbest thing ive ever done was probably when I was 8, my uncle told me to get in the driver's seat of the car and steer. He was on the pedals. Being 8, you wouldn't expect me to get distracted in a car. But no, I had my friend in the back and started having a conversation with him and came within inches of smashing an old lady's mailbox. :ROFL:


Shut up. Its still kind of dumb.
 
My most recent accident was driving on a bike with my friends......I realized the bike I had no brakes but continued riding. Long story I crashed into a black bared gate......my right arms all cut up, finger cut up and my chest had a big cut shape as a "Z"....few stithies lol after I fell got on the bike and continued riding lol...
 
loaded a black powder pistol with shot pellets instead of the proper rounds. i got shot :(


damn im sad. im def in the top tier of moronic stuff here
 
haha most STUPIDEST thing is spraying WD40 ALL over my hands ( well my cousin sprayed it on my hands and arms ) and lighting it on fire thinking i can throw fireballs that way..... needless to say i had flames over 2 foot high and i couldnt get the fire out for almost a min so i had i think 2nd degree burns............ we were recording for a jack@$$ movie we were making!! that arm hurt for months afterwords! and my friends were laughing at me well i was runningn around screaming and telling them to get some water somehow....
 
another crazy thing we did was my cousin she threw an ice ball ( literly ICE ball ) at my gonads and needless to say i was on the ground ( well road ) for hours crying my head off! and another stupid thing i did was trying to do a wheeling going really fast on my bike, lets just say the bike broke and i sliced my nono place..... didnt go to the hospital but did come home from school that day!! OH and another thing was i was riding my cousins bike and going SEVERLY fast down hill, hit a rock and fell, literly knocked out for a few sec or more after i felt my head in bad pain, told my aunt at the time and she didnt believe me... ya i think i had a concussion... OH and stepping on a nail that went through my foot all the way! OUCH
 
another one i remembered! i went out for a smoke with my cousin ( he just came along with but doesnt smoke ) and we were at my aunts boyfriend, he had a driveway about a mile long ( or half mile cant remember ) well when i was done with the cig i and my cousin was walking back ( he went to check on his cat while i was havbing a cig ) and we saw a bear.... needless to say we ran about 5 miles to the next neiber to use there phone ( and i think that is the fastest i ever ran to! ) and when my aunt * my cousin mom * came to get it us, it wasnt a bear but a broken down car......... we ran 5 miles for NO reason and we were in our boxers.............. and out in the middle of nowhere..
 
Train hopping by far the stupidest thing Ive ever done. First off I didnt do it right instead or running I jumped directly at the side I luckily caught the ladder with my hands but unfortunately not my feet, I eventually caught my feet but by then the train was going about 20mph (I guess-timate) which is alot faster then it seems when driving at this time I decided it was a good time to get off because he wasn't getting any slower, so I launched my self off the best I could I ended up on my back in golfball sized gravel bleeding all over myself with my foot on the track I pulled it off as the wheel almost took my foot off, it literally removed my shoe as it passed, I got up ran back to my friends collapsed and blacked out for about 5 minutes when I came too it took me a minute to remember where I was and what had just happened, after that I assessed the damage gash to the back of the head, visible kneecap, back and ass all torn up, after that I got my shoe got on my bike and we all rode to my friend Erics house where I showered off the blood before I went home to tell mom that I got in a bike accident hahaha I still have the pants they are trashed but its a great memory

Crazy times make for even crazier times down the road
 
Swimming with cocrodiles during my highschool graduation and I wasnt even drunk. :nilly:


My friends and I saw a nice place to swim, we only were worried about avoiding jats, finally after half an hour we went out and saw the crocodrile warning sign (that explained all the people looking at us and those children diving and going out really fast).
 
Another one was speeding my srt-4 agains against an srt stage 3 in the highway trying to impress the girl of the other car (even going with another one in mine jajaja), brakes ended completely blocked and car sliding the other way.

We were very lucky, anything happend to us or even the car.
 
Once I was fishing with my friend, and when my grandma came to pick us up, I jumped up on the trunk of the car. Bad idea, she's an ex-police leutinent, and was thoroughly not amused. She drove about a block at normal driving speed with my clinging to the trunk :ROFL:
Then I stupidly tried to repeat the stunt a month or so later, but she started driving while I was up nin the air jumping towards the trunk, and I went BAM on the pavement. I think I was 12 or 13 at the time.
 
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