Most Stupid Or Dangerous Things You Have Done

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when i was young my mates and myself would buy firework rockets and dismantle them. gather the separate compounds in bags and experiment with them. a bag of one kind of powder exploded and i lost all my hair up my arm and my skin turned white on my finger tips for a week.
stupid i know but i was a young lad with an interest in things that go bang.

i threw myself down a ridiculously steep hill on my bike which i got that very morning. i promptly wrote it off when my landing went a little wrong a mere 2 hrs after receiving it.
 
I stuck a U down sticker on an overpass sign

got plenty more but no like say.
 
Bottomfeeder;3698423; said:
As for dangerous, nothing really...dancing in the street and going back to the sidewalk when cars came... almost getting into an iceball fight with some creep kid at a sledding park... going fishing specifically for Stingrays from an inflatable boat...
Once I was fishing, and my grandma came to pick me up...I was not ready to leave yet so I pelted her car with dead fish and hopped on the trunk...she started driving :nilly:

Then once, to mock the earlier even, I tried to jump on the trunk of her car when she was dropping me off somewhere...she didn't realize what I was trying to do, and started driving... I bounced off the trunk and hit the pavement.

I was out fishing with my friend, and we found a small burr plant. We started throwing the burrs at eachothers' clothes. Then at eachothers' heads. My friend (who will remain anonnymous) had a crew cut, and I had kinda long hair...he got a burr stuck in the middle of my head...actually 3 burrs stuck together... Well, I was 30 minutes by bus from home, and wasn't about to stop fishing, so we used his wire cutters to cut the darn things out...luckily my hair was so long that the loch of hair that was gone was unnoticeable. I drilled him in the crotch with my foot afterwards.
Then there was the time I told my friend to video tape me fishing, and I was gonna snag a log, start pulling like it was a fish, and fall down and pretend to be dragged in. Well, the hook pulled out of the log, and a 2 oz sinker came flying at my friend's head, and I fell down and smashed my elbow on a very big rock. I also once tried to put my foot on a log, and one foot on the bank of the lake, to try to net whatever might be under the log. Well the log was wet, and one of my legs went into the muddy staten island water.
The last 3 incidents were in the same trip :ROFL:


your sure know how to live there, harry potter :D




Probably the most stupidest thing I have ever done was like slipknot for X amount of years/time etc
 
Alright I guess I will post mine..

After a few too many at my place with my brothers and a couple friends, my twin brother thought it would be fun to put me through a "test of manhood". The test was I had to take a full blast of mace to open eyes, then try to wrestle my bro to the ground all while being tazed and while I was being unloaded on by a small arsenal of airsoft guns (the main one being my large mauser sniper rifle airsoft which carries a warning not to shoot people at close distances)

The outcome? Couldn't see for about an hour and my face burned for about three, had 30 or so tazer burns all over, along with several welts from the airsoft guns...the worst was having to dig out 5 pellets from the sniper rifle that went through clothes and skin...and my bro had a slight concussion and got the wind knocked out of him when I lateral dropped him onto the hard ground....i knew all those years of wrestling in middle and highschool would pay off eventually
 
twin_caleb;3700416; said:
Alright I guess I will post mine..

After a few too many at my place with my brothers and a couple friends, my twin brother thought it would be fun to put me through a "test of manhood". The test was I had to take a full blast of mace to open eyes, then try to wrestle my bro to the ground all while being tazed and while I was being unloaded on by a small arsenal of airsoft guns (the main one being my large mauser sniper rifle airsoft which carries a warning not to shoot people at close distances)

The outcome? Couldn't see for about an hour and my face burned for about three, had 30 or so tazer burns all over, along with several welts from the airsoft guns...the worst was having to dig out 5 pellets from the sniper rifle that went through clothes and skin...and my bro had a slight concussion and got the wind knocked out of him when I lateral dropped him onto the hard ground....i knew all those years of wrestling in middle and highschool would pay off eventually

That is EPIC! lol

Cam
 
twin_caleb;3700416; said:
Alright I guess I will post mine..

After a few too many at my place with my brothers and a couple friends, my twin brother thought it would be fun to put me through a "test of manhood". The test was I had to take a full blast of mace to open eyes, then try to wrestle my bro to the ground all while being tazed and while I was being unloaded on by a small arsenal of airsoft guns (the main one being my large mauser sniper rifle airsoft which carries a warning not to shoot people at close distances)

The outcome? Couldn't see for about an hour and my face burned for about three, had 30 or so tazer burns all over, along with several welts from the airsoft guns...the worst was having to dig out 5 pellets from the sniper rifle that went through clothes and skin...and my bro had a slight concussion and got the wind knocked out of him when I lateral dropped him onto the hard ground....i knew all those years of wrestling in middle and highschool would pay off eventually
REDICULIOUS!!!
 
Nailed a kid skiing down a slope full-speed. That hurt, luckily no injuries. He was wearing a helmet, I wasn't.
 
Skiing i accidently hit an old lady. i felt bad and wanted to help her up but I was going to fast to stop.

It was my first time skiing and I attempted a black diamond hill
 
TTTT;3701982; said:
Skiing i accidently hit an old lady. i felt bad and wanted to help her up but I was going to fast to stop.

It was my first time skiing and I attempted a black diamond hill

Yeah, I was on a terrain hill that was way above my level. Luckily the guy was one of my good friends and I hit him square on, so I definitely did stop. Both of my skis flew off, I'd imagine it was pretty funny to watch.
 
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