My wife<---my stingray supporter

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R1_Ridah said:
At times I have to sneak my fish in....hahahaha
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I ring the doorbell at the front of the house and then run to the back door and right down the stairs. Smooth as ice. LOL
 
softturtle said:
I ring the doorbell at the front of the house and then run to the back door and right down the stairs. Smooth as ice. LOL
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I too have had to sneak fish in while wifey is at work from time to time, but this takes the cake! ROFLMAO

BTW Awesome wife, hopefully she'll stay generous about the hobby. :thumbsup:
 
tigerfangs said:
I too have had to sneak fish in while wifey is at work from time to time, but this takes the cake! ROFLMAO

BTW Awesome wife, hopefully she'll stay generous about the hobby. :thumbsup:
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My hobby is supported by the hobby. If I want to buy another fish I have to give up something to gain something. My wife is great about it overall, it's just that with any women if their is something that will distract your attention away from them it's a threat....LOL

Here's some vocabulary of women & men

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm ***
 
R-1, i couldn't of put it better. i have to have fish shipped to work, then go home for a long lunch, and clean the house to throw her off. although she has LET me buy and keep over 49 fish, and 10 tanks in the house, i can't stop buying new fish!!!!! you forgot one statement for us guys.
i have a headache=i took care of it in the shower already...
lol
 
suckerfish said:
R-1, i couldn't of put it better. i have to have fish shipped to work, then go home for a long lunch, and clean the house to throw her off. although she has LET me buy and keep over 49 fish, and 10 tanks in the house, i can't stop buying new fish!!!!! you forgot one statement for us guys.
i have a headache=i took care of it in the shower already...
lol
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LOL... it's crazy bro. It's like why can't we just be content with a goldfish in a 5 galon bowl...hahahaha
 
freshwaterstingrays said:
My best friend is my wife!!! lets me buy all the stingrays i want with no lip.... :thumbsup:
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Nice catch bro. :thumbsup: No one in my family supports my fish enthusiasm. :(
 
R1_Ridah said:
My hobby is supported by the hobby. If I want to buy another fish I have to give up something to gain something. My wife is great about it overall, it's just that with any women if their is something that will distract your attention away from them it's a threat....LOL

Here's some vocabulary of women & men

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm ***
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lol good one.
 
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