My wife<---my stingray supporter

  • We are currently upgrading MFK. thanks! -neo
R1_Ridah said:
My hobby is supported by the hobby. If I want to buy another fish I have to give up something to gain something. My wife is great about it overall, it's just that with any women if their is something that will distract your attention away from them it's a threat....LOL

Here's some vocabulary of women & men

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm ***
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the last one is great. Ahhh, how true. :)
 
R1_Ridah said:
My hobby is supported by the hobby. If I want to buy another fish I have to give up something to gain something. My wife is great about it overall, it's just that with any women if their is something that will distract your attention away from them it's a threat....LOL

Here's some vocabulary of women & men

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm ***
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:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
 
softturtle said:
I ring the doorbell at the front of the house and then run to the back door and right down the stairs. Smooth as ice. LOL
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I tried that worked couple times, but got busted on the third..... one time she sit at the door for almost 5 hours until 3:00 AM .... remember Neo....

Tim
 
stringray... you're lucky to have a FOX for a wife and she like fishes too... I can only wish....


Tim
 
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