well... my wife dont like my fish hobby.. but i got mine down to a science.... here are some methods i have used
1. (any friend name) gave to me.
2a. (any seller name) gave to me. 2b. "this is a sample fish"
3. i win a rafle from some forum
4. do you know how much this fish worth? "i only got it for this much...."
5. those were mines he raise them for me...
6. these are (your friends name), im just keeping it for him.
7. these are (your friends name), the seller dont want to sell to him.
8. place the fish box in the back door... and come in from the front
9. have friend bring the fishover.
10.bring your wife to your friends house and make it like your friend is giving you the fish.
11. (your friend's name) owe $$... so i take his fish.
12. go to LFS.. get some feeder and bring your newfish in with you... and tell you wife they are only feeders...
