I was helping a farrier one time at a horse rescue I was volunteering at, trying to trim a mare who REALLY didn't appreciate the pedicure. After another little round of freaking out, the farrier say something along the lines of "she's just acting like a pain in the ass b*tch... typical woman" and shoots me a look (we knew each other... he was just being a smartass) but I replied back "yeah, and think of all the crap we woudln't have to put up with if the guys were gelded too?"
I'll try to find a picture of the 2 I'm working with now, and I'll post them up when I get them.
This isn't great, just a camera phone pic, but its all I have right now