Couple things.
I also missed the "rainbow" thing, but it's because I didn't know that Sasha's nickname was the "machine", why is it?
To the clone vs. onion thing. The OP said Kobe destroyed the C's. All onion was saying is that if he did, it's not that huge because they only won by a few. I don't think that's really that biased at all. I think that if KG and PP can shoot just a little better, the C's will win, even if the Lakers guys step up.
On the fixing games thing. As a Detroit fan, I'm pretty familiar with this because we've been ringing that bell for a long time. When you have a team thats as good as ours, but doesn't have the "star" players on it, you tend to get frustrated with the refs often. But I'm still not sure that it is true. In that story he references two specific series, LA vs. SAC which I can totally see how someone could think that was "fixed" but SAC was a bunch of chokers anyway, and the guys on that team still choke to this day except Bibby. But, the other series was Dallas vs. Houston, and he alleged that they were "told" to call more fouls on Yao. This really makes no sense for the NBA. Why would they want Dallas over Yao, I mean Yao make more money for the NBA then Dallas does by far. I can't really see how that would benefit the league.