I guess it depends on what dictionary you got it from. dictionary.com says it's a organism sheltered in or on another organism OF ANOTHER SPECIES,.....
either way, even by the definition you provided I am still correct. it does contribute to the "host". it makes her happy as hell she's expecting. it also gives her the privilege to make one miserable daddy-to-be have to cater to her every need. that's contribution right there all due to the so called parasite
but we all know a baby conceived thru reproduction isn't a parasite. and parasites don't get born to be cared for, breast fead and raised by it's host. but I didn't have to tell you all that did I?
why do I need to calm down? did you assume I was upset?
I dunno...you have done allot of typing over a little joke...what does it mater what I call my unborn child?...It was planned, me and the "miserable daddy to be" are happy but frankly I feel like crap and have for weeks now. I will call it what ever I feel like it.