Pick Up Lines

[plah831]

Well ive been at parties b4 and had women come up to me and offer me a beer and ask if id like to go smoke some bud, needless to say she got lucky

Guilty *raises hand*

Just wanted to clarify, I wasn't the exact individual to which ozz refers. I just meant I'm guilty of that one in general It's kinda how I met my boyfriend, and we've been together for 6 years now!

 

[ozz465]

Just wanted to clarify, I wasn't the exact individual to which ozz refers. I just meant I'm guilty of that one in general It's kinda how I met my boyfriend, and we've been together for 6 years now!

haha just saw that .

 

[stotty]

Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!

 

[stotty]

Yes I'm from Team Baller.... wanna touch?

new one for you


You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

thats team ballers sorry

 

[mrcrane]

this 1 just pop up when i read this threat.

this never happen to me before, but looking at u makes me feel so intoxicated.
ok 1 more.. hi, my buddy likes u (she gonna ask who?)then u look down to(u know what).
and say meet MAX, look he got exited already.. hahahah

warning: if anybody thinking of using the second line. be ready to block a slap on the face.
hahahah j/k.

 

[benzjamin13]

"You want to go back to my place for pizza and sex?"

And when she says no...

"So you don't want pizza, huh?"

 

[turtall]

I don't understand this thread. I never had to say anything.

 

[js302]

- You know what?

- What?

- I could fall madly in bed with you...

 

[ewurm]

Girl: "Who you going to please with that little thing?"

Wurm: "Me!"

 

[ewurm]

If your left leg represented Thanksgiving and your right X-mas, can I visit you between the Holidays......

LMFAO!